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  1. New Post! Except for when I’m thinking about Tim Gunn, wine, my puppies or 90210. http://tinyurl.com/kpwagaabout 14 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. New Post! I’ve earned cake, right? http://tinyurl.com/mmn7gn5:27 PM Jul 10th from twitterfeed
  3. New Post! There are no words… http://tinyurl.com/n7uljt5:52 PM Jul 7th from twitterfeed
  4. is kind of troubled by the television commercial she just saw for onlinebootycall(dot)com. (I can't bring myself to link to them...)6:32 PM Jul 6th from web
  5. New Post! She probably didn’t know that only three of my toenails still have polish on them eithe.. http://tinyurl.com/oyb34b5:27 PM Jun 26th from twitterfeed
  6. New Post! The Next Step. http://tinyurl.com/lhp3lf6:04 PM Jun 24th from twitterfeed
  7. New Post! Christmas in June!! http://tinyurl.com/lbc6p79:11 AM Jun 12th from twitterfeed
  8. New Post! I’ll take a diet coke please. You can set it right here by my Colt .45. http://tinyurl.com/oumjhc5:27 PM Jun 5th from twitterfeed
  9. unexpected income FTW!!10:01 AM Jun 5th from web
  10. is thinking Productivity? Today? On a Friday? Meh... not so much...7:40 AM Jun 5th from web
  11. loves getting good news. Even in small doses.2:03 PM Jun 4th from web
  12. dreading dinner at the in-laws and hoping for a convenient 4-hour stomach flu. Are those going around?2:09 PM Jun 1st from web
  13. I cannot tell a lie... I just shed the strapless bra in the bathroom. Now I'm girl-freeballin' and MAN does it feel good!!12:51 PM May 29th from web
  14. New Post! Equal Opportunity Pop Culture Suckage. http://tinyurl.com/kn2lvj5:28 PM May 28th from twitterfeed
  15. just ate a quarter pounder with cheese... something tells me I'm going to regret that later...10:50 AM May 28th from web
  16. Is on the way to the beach. Nothing else matters because brown legs are in the near future.1:08 PM May 20th from txt
  17. New Post! Vacation Planning is Fun For EVERYONE!! Now with MORE CAPS for EMPHASIS! http://tinyurl.com/q9x8945:29 PM May 19th from twitterfeed
  18. is oddly obsessed with "Clean House" and I won't lie... I kind of want to get drunk with that yard sale girl, Trish from Kentucky...1:23 PM May 18th from web
  19. New Post! Just a day… http://tinyurl.com/q3uz8r5:28 PM May 15th from twitterfeed
  20. New Post! But with a drill instructor I’d totally love to have a drink with. http://tinyurl.com/r3zczz5:27 PM May 9th from twitterfeed
  • Name paintingchef
  • Location East Tennessee
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  • Bio I've lost all control of my inner monologue.
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