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  1. New Post! Today I choose to not crush my husband’s Christmas wishes. I am a good wife. http://bit.ly/8p8YXL about 20 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. New Post! On losing my optimism. http://bit.ly/5vrdLg 12:00 PM Nov 23rd from twitterfeed
  3. Huh. Just realized I totally missed GLEE last night because of all the couch-sleeping I was busy doing. 6:24 AM Nov 19th from web
  4. New Post! Why my desire to clean my house makes my heart weep. http://bit.ly/3UlnLY 9:27 AM Nov 13th from twitterfeed
  5. New Post! An attempt to keep the playing field even. http://bit.ly/4lqXYx 4:20 PM Nov 4th from twitterfeed
  6. New Post! Bringing the noise. http://bit.ly/3yQGmL 6:25 PM Oct 30th from twitterfeed
  7. New Post! I’m sure you could imagine some appropriate music in the background as I try to sort o.. http://bit.ly/1dMPVw 6:51 PM Oct 23rd from twitterfeed
  8. New Post! But how long until the rocking stops? http://bit.ly/1Skcdo 7:43 PM Oct 20th from twitterfeed
  9. New Post! The uterus monologues. Self-awareness edition. Volume Not Pregnant. http://bit.ly/37ZzCT 5:03 PM Oct 8th from twitterfeed
  10. New Post! I promise I didn’t intend for this one to be about my uterus and yet… here we are.. http://bit.ly/16K4Eq 5:16 PM Sep 23rd from twitterfeed
  11. New Post! I think if used the word “blogger” in here one more time my eyeballs would have s.. http://bit.ly/bLv02 5:04 PM Sep 9th from twitterfeed
  12. stayed away from Neyland and the #VOLS due to a dangerous combo of fertility drugs and large crowds. You are welcome... 10:32 AM Sep 5th from web
  13. New Post! And we’re being honest… I’m a little pissed off at my non-cooperative hair .. http://bit.ly/164n8i 5:01 PM Sep 4th from twitterfeed
  14. what's with Gmail?? 1:18 PM Sep 1st from web
  15. had a (VERY "PLEASANT") dream about Emile Hirsch last night. Is he old enough yet for that to not be creepy...? 5:49 AM Aug 28th from web
  16. It's not even 10 am and I've already ditched the strapless bra. That could be a new record. PARTY in my office!! 6:46 AM Aug 27th from web
  17. New Post! Perhaps one too many mentions of drunken sorority girls to be in good taste. Also? Ear Rocks. http://bit.ly/O6avO 5:01 PM Aug 26th from twitterfeed
  18. New Post! Ten Years. http://bit.ly/4W9d0 5:38 PM Aug 18th from twitterfeed
  19. once again... ovaries and uterus are a BIG FAT FAIL. Another round of crazy-making hormone shots and unromantic, scheduled sex. AWESOME. 1:45 PM Aug 14th from web
  20. New Post! Stuffing and cranberry sauce optional. http://bit.ly/2fXSu 5:12 PM Aug 7th from twitterfeed
  • Name paintingchef
  • Location East Tennessee
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  • Bio I've lost all control of my inner monologue.
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