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- Awesome Tapes from Africa. Exactly what it sounds like. All fully downloadable. (You're welcome.) http://awesometapesfromafri...about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
- If you're a white guy under 65 and your name isn't J.T. or @Tony_D, throw away that fedora. It's hurting your game.about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
- Just got called a fag by a frat boy. He was wearing a shirt that bore the name of a gay designer. Irony is justice enough.about 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
- Midnight oil spill.11:25 PM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
- I volunteer at the Manipulation Station. Stop by sometime, if you really care about anything I do.1:45 PM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
- Who do the Joneses keep up with?8:46 AM Jul 9th from Birdhouse
- Went from ditching P.E. to quoting P.E., from sweating sweatpants to absorbing Chuck D. Used to fight the power, now I fight the power bill.11:07 AM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- Coach, stop screaming. You said to take a knee. You never said I had to give it back.7:53 AM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- Sure kid, I'll help you with your homework. But the only thing I remember from physics is that E=MC Hammer.9:25 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- At my glass home, training my pet rocks to attack.9:31 AM Jul 5th from Birdhouse
- Happy birthday, pyromania. Here are some Roman candles for you to blow out.12:51 PM Jul 4th from Birdhouse
- Praying for my knees to stop bruising.9:10 AM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
- Beautiful people are boring. Homely hombres make the parties pop off.9:51 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- Baseball stats made beautiful with iris-itching infographics: http://bit.ly/CwUV811:39 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Today is already one of those days. I feel like e. e. cummings with a stuck CAPS LOCK.9:16 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- If you feelin' like a chimp, go and comb your shoulders off.6:49 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Billy Mays is dead? I'm not buying it.9:52 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- Hanging with Medusa, getting stoned.9:04 AM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- Was going to make a joke about premature ejaculation, but thought better of it. Too soon.1:02 PM Jun 26th from Birdhouse
- Ainsley's newest project, Wretch-A-Sketch, teaches us what "squirrels eating your dick" looks like. High-brow beatings. http://bit.ly/UR7JV10:12 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie
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- Name Simon Goetz
- Location Oklahoma
- Web http://ministryof...
- Bio Copywriter. He'll make your heart hock a loogie.
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