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Man, that was a rubbish Charlie Brooker trailer. I'm really worried about him. 6 minutes ago from web
Make your own Na'vi avatar #avatar using Photoshop and 9 steps http://bit.ly/4nJFmO 9 minutes ago from web
@BRIANGITTINS1 Really? They made more than one pair of those trousers? 23 minutes ago from web
For good measure and context for my last tweet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ejRVdlNlE about 1 hour ago from web
I genuinely thought The Master was going to press the button and say, "Kill them," at the end of this bit. http://bit.ly/79FW1W #clangers about 1 hour ago from web
@DanThomasUK WHAT?! NEVER. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to DanThomasUK
FACT: Apparently the noise most toy Clangers make is translated as, "Oh no! The bloody thing's stuck again!" #postgate about 1 hour ago from web
SHOCKING. Watching the Oliver Postgate documentary on BBC4 and the Clangers were MASSIVE. about 1 hour ago from web
@FelipeAzucares Cheers. Cute but destructive. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to FelipeAzucares
Biro + Pug = Fail http://twitpic.com/uoijh about 2 hours ago from Echofon
@Feaver Ha! But chocolate brown suits you best. I have a Headmasters voucher somewhere, you should go there. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to Feaver
Confused. Want to say Aw and Mmmm at the same time. http://kookyculinary.com/2009/09/25/kids-bento-85-kitty-n-more/ Mmmmawwww. about 2 hours ago from web
@Feaver I think brown suits you a lot better. :) x about 2 hours ago from web in reply to Feaver
Slightly hypocritical. RT @briangittins1 Why does Santa always wears the same bloody clothes!?... about 3 hours ago from web
@ComedyontheHill If I drank a domestic cleaning product at work it would not be by accident. Aggravated suicide attempt, minimum. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to ComedyontheHill
@richpayne88 Not heard of input and output ports being interchangeable like that. Otherwise all of life would be less infuriating. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to richpayne88
@matthewcrosby This place is amazing! Just off Holborn. Quite pricey. Moti Mahal‎un, 45 Great Queen St, WC2B 5AA‎: 02072409329‎ about 3 hours ago from web in reply to matthewcrosby
@edjeff I bet you do. We'll see what happens after I get paid on 5th. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to edjeff
Actually @Feaver I may just take your advice on that. There's bound to be some good stuff in the sales and I can wait until I get paid! about 4 hours ago from web
@Feaver There's an online version with Windows 7 but I'm happy with XP (Especially since I know 63336 runs on it!) about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Feaver

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Name pageantmalarkey
Location soho, london
Bio Working in TV in Soho. Not as indie as I want to be. Indifferent towards cats.

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