pablopaul
Deciding whether it is better to be shipwrecked with one person or lost at sea with a million.
| pablopaul Alex the Parrot asked for a "banari" when he wanted an apple. He knew the words "banana" and "cherry". That was a clever bird. |
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| pablopaul I should go to the gym, but I've already paid two years in advance, so there's no point in rushing. |
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| pablopaul Margarita rhymes with bargain pita. Encyclopedia rhymes with insightful media. |
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| pablopaul My hybrid Toyota suddenly turned into a Volvo and $2,000. This is a good thing. |
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| pablopaul The flavor of October. Maple-braised, center cut, cob-smoked bacon. |
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| pablopaul I just won the Bacon of the Month Club raffle. |
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| pablopaul I propose changing 82nd Avenue in East Portland to Haggard Way. |
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| pablopaul Applying super glue and toilet paper to my fingernails to create ... a mess. |
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| pablopaul Apple TV. HDTV. I may never leave this couch. |
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| pablopaul Aging. Rapidly. |
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| pablopaul Thinking about Lasik eye surgery, or increasing my browser font size. |
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| pablopaul I just got a blood blister that looks like the Ancient Mayan glyph for the number seven. |
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| pablopaul @dane_hesseldahl ... Thanks for the wordpress info. Sorry about your expectations. Mine have been parked in the basement for years. |
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| pablopaul (at)kiala (at)dane ... Any recommendations for who to "follow"? Is it rude to follow someone without asking? Can I "stalk"? |
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| pablopaul @kiala My left eye feels like it was pepper-sprayed and sand-blasted at the same time. I'm still picking out bits of apricot pit. |
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| pablopaul Apricot Scrubble sounds all cute and cuddly ... until your finger slips and you cram a bunch of it into your left eyeball. |
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| pablopaul @kiala On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say I sucked. |
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| pablopaul I just sucked at flamenco guitar. |
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| pablopaul @kiala ... I was listening to That Dog when you still had a happy liver. |
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