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Yesterday, I tripped on some uneven pavement and fell flat on my forehead. The doctor said that I had suffered a hairline fracture.12:54 PM Jun 30thfrom web
Today I am sporting my Billy Mays tribute beard, the six feet under shadow.9:26 AM Jun 29thfrom web
I met an angry contortionist on the street today. I tried to calm him down but no matter what I said, he kept getting all bent out of shape.1:17 PM Jun 22ndfrom web
I used to date this chick who loved to go out dancing. I think she had a club foot.12:18 PM Jun 21stfrom web
People who perform ass-to-mouth get the shitty end of the stick.12:44 AM Jun 19thfrom web
I have a blind friend in from out of town so I took him to see all of the sights. He wasn't very impressed.11:46 PM Jun 17thfrom web
The topic of a man levitating is up for discussion today.2:30 PM Jun 15thfrom web
I once had a friend who was made out of clay. He was a very impressionable fellow.10:48 AM Jun 11thfrom web
A Star Trek nerd stopped making payments on his personal transporter. HE'S DENYING THE HOLO-COST!4:44 PM Jun 10thfrom web
I've spent the past week battling a double amputee in unarmed combat. He won.3:11 PM Jun 9thfrom web
They say that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach but I just checked WebMD and I am pretty sure that is not true.10:56 AM Jun 2ndfrom web
I'm going through recovery now because the first covery did nothing.3:38 PM Jun 1stfrom web
Don't ever forget 9/11 because if you do, it might be the onset of Alzheimer's Disease and you should probably get checked out.1:06 PM May 28thfrom web
I once knew a paraplegic. He was a real pushover.5:41 PM May 27thfrom web
I plan on purchasing a dirt-colored vehicle and never washing it. Hopefully no one will notice the difference.2:53 PM May 20thfrom web
I know a guy who had his jaw shattered and now he only talks in broken English.10:53 AM May 17thfrom web
If we start outfitting wheelchairs with useful power tools, perhaps we could call the people using them handy-capped instead.8:15 AM May 16thfrom web
I want to be an upstanding member in a community of people with no legs. I wouldn't live there but I'd like to be within walking distance.10:24 AM May 14thfrom web
Things I would do if I owned a Bentley: #81 - Let my Asian friend put a spoiler on top and nitrous oxide under the hood.10:40 AM May 13thfrom web
