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  1. Yesterday, I saw this guy walking around with his toupee upside down. I guess he really flipped his wig. 12:02 AM Oct 30th from web
  2. I am poised to take the weather industry by storm! 12:03 AM Oct 14th from web
  3. I have a friend who discriminates against clothing storage. He's a closet racist. 11:54 AM Sep 16th from web
  4. Rehab is for quitters. 3:58 PM Sep 11th from web
  5. I'm talking to a man with one arm about the dangers of second hand smoke. 3:01 PM Sep 10th from web
  6. Sometimes I wonder if all the homies ever regret their decision to be down with O.P.P. 12:14 PM Aug 28th from web
  7. I heard you had a sex change so I guess you're not the man, now. 11:14 AM Aug 12th from web
  8. I met my identical clone over the weekend and I was beside myself with happiness. 10:14 AM Aug 10th from web
  9. I bought a book containing the names of every serial killer in America listed in alphabetical order. I'm a fan of organized crime. 9:48 AM Aug 3rd from web
  10. Spent the afternoon breaking open pipes in the basement of my building just to let off some steam. 3:47 PM Jul 23rd from web
  11. I get high off of electricity because I like the power trip. 9:25 AM Jul 20th from web
  12. Tonight I have a date with destiny. Destiny charges by the hour. Destiny is a hooker. 10:37 AM Jul 15th from web
  13. I have a deaf friend who is always getting into trouble. I've tried giving him advice but he never listens. 2:13 PM Jul 13th from web
  14. I got sick while waiting in line at the airport and now the doctor says that I have a terminal disease. 9:51 AM Jul 7th from web
  15. I have a gun that uses over-sized ammunition and people call me a big shot. 10:08 AM Jul 6th from web
  16. Yesterday, I tripped on some uneven pavement and fell flat on my forehead. The doctor said that I had suffered a hairline fracture. 12:54 PM Jun 30th from web
  17. Today I am sporting my Billy Mays tribute beard, the six feet under shadow. 9:26 AM Jun 29th from web
  18. I met an angry contortionist on the street today. I tried to calm him down but no matter what I said, he kept getting all bent out of shape. 1:17 PM Jun 22nd from web
  19. I used to date this chick who loved to go out dancing. I think she had a club foot. 12:18 PM Jun 21st from web
  20. People who perform ass-to-mouth get the shitty end of the stick. 12:44 AM Jun 19th from web