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  1. RT @Eamonn_Forde: "Staff were unable to remove the aroused penis from the stainless steel pipe" http://bit.ly/8Xeq6F <<only in Southampton
  2. I've watched all of the first five Saw movies in the last fortnight. They are all shit.
  3. I hope my one gets the 'limited edition Howlett frogman' http://bit.ly/6usixr
  4. @r__t Clopensed!
  5. @euzie the laws of rounding state that that's actually -5 and 5
  6. @LucyAnnabel you appear to have a giant sweet in a bowl. I want it.
  7. Yes.
  8. Apparently I can't login to my works' email using my DJ Hero controller, nor play DJ Hero with my keyboard.
  9. I'm home. Boss bought McDonalds and then decided we should close, so brought me home in his 4x4 :)
  10. @MrsStephenFry who gave him permission to go outside? He has a book to write, donchaknow?!
  11. The thing I love about being a Dell Premier Partner, is that I can buy Dell products for £200 *MORE* than a normal consumer can.
  12. Majority of our customers not showed up for work, so looks like a quiet day. Should have brought the PS3....
  13. @wickwox Sun: "JORDAN: SNOW TO BLAME FOR ANDRE SPLIT"
  14. @RichNeville in that case you have a massive hill to play on, all the more reason to call Rosebud into action.
  15. @RichNeville if you were to write the word 'Rosebud' onto that tea tray it would definitely get you to work. Probably.
  16. RT @VizTopTips: PETER ANDRE. Help raise the National Average IQ of TWO countries in one stroke, by simply moving to Australia.
  17. Kate Garraway on GMTV this morning "isn't it beautiful"..... as the camera pans around to a car crash.
  18. My walk was accompanied by the music of Zu, which made things a little more bearable.
  19. RT @greggles1969: Just heard on Sky, "One local radio station took 20 MINUTES to read out all the closed schools". READ THE ONES THAT AR ...
  20. Morning. I WALKED TO WORK. Took me 30mins and I am sweating like a P-I-G now.