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  1. It's ok to have chocolate for dinner.....right??
  2. RT @adamhillscomedy: Just spent an hour driving like a madman on PSP. Thought it was Grand Theft Auto - turns out it's the latest versio ...
  3. Bloke at Tesco telling a dead eyed assistant about the European exchange rate. Somehow the words 'wrong crowd' didn't seem strong enough...
  4. Should I be worried that I have now renamed the prospect of dying alone as 'plan A'?
  5. @angryfeet is that the Newcastle one? I'm going too :-)
  6. @gracedent I can't stand Cesar Milan! If you're interested, article about why his methods are questionable here: http://bit.ly/2P3IBk
  7. @SarahMillican75 best kind of distracting though! Like missing your stop because of ogling a pretty guy on the bus. Hmm, hungry now...
  8. @SarahMillican75 Do you have plans to release a DVD? I saw nothing on your website, but then I was very distracted by the puddings.
  9. I need to stop watching the shopping channels for comedy value, the laughing only lasts a few minutes, then I want to buy stuff.
  10. This is a ridiculous time to start work, and I'm really not happy about it!
  11. I think my bed is the comfiest place in the world. I really don't want to get out of it.
  12. Hangover plus work = baaaaaaad
  13. My bed is so much comfier than where I was supposed to be 10 minutes ago.
  14. I might have a mild concussion. Way cheaper than beer!
  15. Living in a democracy seems like a really good idea - until you realise that the bloody idiots have as much say as you....
  16. @wickedlibrarian dont take his word for it until he's actually proved that he would.
  17. If bad weather reflecting your bad mood makes you smile, does that mean your mood is no longer bad? Would make a robot's head explode.
  18. @FrumiousMe sparkles bad. Love the new profile pic though :-) Hope you're not reading this, or you'll pretty soon be on fire.
  19. decided to change my name, every bloody option was taken, so I ended up with this. Made sense at the time!
  20. Missed last train cos of following people onto the wrong platform, while discussing our desire to not mindlessly follow the crowd.