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ozzydahl

  1. Fuck you Baltimore.
  2. Wow. 'The Cleveland Show' is really awful.
  3. I need a henchman. And he should have a really cool nickname, like...Short Stack.
  4. I'd like to send out a heartfelt 'f*ck you' to all the people with good health insurance who are trying so hard to stop me from getting it.
  5. "Best Disco Hits" sounds like an oxymoron.
  6. has at least 3 songs stuck in his head today, but has not actually heard any of them in months.
  7. might be the only person left who likes Charlie Sheen.
  8. thinks his entertainment industry experience has also prepared him for a much more profitable career...criminal mastermind.
  9. @Jon_Favreau Best show ever!!!!
  10. @drdrew We've been waiting so long for Adam's return!
  11. wants out.
  12. is one of those book-reading, NPR-listening, Obama-loving, bleeding heart liberals. Feels great!
  13. hopes that he will always listen to old episodes of Loveline.
  14. still freaks out about driving in a blizzard, even after 25 years of Midwest winters.
  15. is wishing Congress would just shut up and let him speak.
  16. is watching an old episode of The Simpsons that somehow he's never seen before.
  17. is still applying for jobs.
  18. is watching the Grammys with the sound turned off?
  19. does NOT have any clout.
  20. didn't tear up until Wolf Blitzer called GWB the 'former' President.