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  1. It's totally O.K. to brag about being drunk while drunk. Why? 12:27 AM Jul 26th from web
  2. Driving in Brooklyn is almost as horrible as driving in a third world country. Why? 6:54 PM Jul 24th from web
  3. Why does nothing ever work the way I want it to? Stanza doesn't work with the Apple Remote out of the box. 11:12 PM Jul 22nd from web
  4. The word groomsman always reminded me of janitors. Comments appreciated. 4:43 PM Jul 18th from web
  5. Operation whiteboard, after many delays, is finally complete. I can now write stuff on my wall. 12:21 PM Jul 4th from web
  6. These pants only come in one size and color: awesome. http://tinyurl.com/ljpd6a 8:22 PM Jul 3rd from web
  7. I hate fireworks more than chugging fish sauce. 7:07 PM Jul 3rd from web
  8. When will it end? Possibly never. Certainly not soon enough. 7:04 PM Jul 3rd from web
  9. Just got another feather in my cap as my good associate Ignatius Reilly would say. 9:45 PM Jul 2nd from web
  10. After much training, I finally have been granted my license to drive. 1:31 PM Jul 2nd from web
  11. Everyone please stop with the stud jokes, you're embarrassing me. 5:04 PM Jul 1st from web
  12. Does anyone know how to find a stud? I missed this lesson in my primary education. 4:45 PM Jul 1st from web
  13. Have you seen this? Women storing cellphones in their bras. 7:37 PM Jun 30th from web
  14. I always liked taking things apart. Never very good at putting them back together. Even when I tied my shoes I had extra screws. 5:59 PM Jun 28th from web
  15. I fell asleep in a coffee shop once. They kicked me out. Apparently I was bad for business. 7:26 AM Jun 28th from web
  16. Seems there are celebrities dying in this economy. Perhaps their life force is somehow linked to it... 1:11 AM Jun 26th from web
  17. The neighbor mows his lawn every day for 2 to 3 hours. Is this insane? Am I insane? 8:50 AM Jun 25th from web
  18. Can one ever have too much desk space? Definitive answer: no. 7:17 PM Jun 23rd from web
  19. @Schooly At least you didn't have to endure an impromptu pullup contest at the sporting goods store. 6:42 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to Schooly
  20. Well, gmail loads with Firefox 3.5rc2, but woe is me, I can't bind a shortcut to the Zoom function. One day... 6:37 PM Jun 23rd from web