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I mean wouldn't that be the best thing ever? "His dermal denticles glittered icily in the sunlight..." I'd read it. 5:24 PM Nov 23rd from web
And now all I can think of is a Twilight series with all of the vampires recast as land sharks. 5:23 PM Nov 23rd from web
Okay so, I guess this pretty much happens in Breaking Dawn?: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/... 5:21 PM Nov 23rd from web
What is this I don't even -- http://trainwreckpolitics.c... 5:57 PM Nov 22nd from web
New keyboard + old middle school tablet courtesy of parents. I can type spaces! I can draw! I can siiiiiiiing -- Oh wait. 8:11 PM Nov 17th from web
HAHAHA Oh man just got my electric bill and there was a huge fly smashed on it. Like it was mailed like that. Wtf is up with today?! 6:17 PM Nov 15th from txt
@kinnaree Yeah unplugged it and took it apart so the components can dry out. Fingers crossed. :0 5:11 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to kinnaree
And now my spacebar doesn't work and I have to copypasta spaces. Apostrophes too. FML. 1:51 PM Nov 15th from web
So I just spilled water on my tablet and it's probably destroyed. 1:18 PM Nov 15th from txt
@jessiawesome Count your blessings, they could have called you Arm-Fall-Off Boy...? (Just kidding, JT is the most appalling.) 1:58 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to jessiawesome
@jessiawesome I'm quitting art school and following that guy exclusively from now on. SKILLZ F'REAL. 12:17 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to jessiawesome
Trufax: Strawberries has no fat. 12:11 AM Nov 13th from web
I am hanging out with Girl Tony Stark who is an Eevee. 3:56 PM Nov 6th from txt
@jessiawesome But you love being a LADY COP! 11:13 PM Oct 23rd from web in reply to jessiawesome
@jessiawesome her bff is justice! LADY COP 1:59 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to jessiawesome
@jessiawesome serving crime a hearty helping of pain! LADY COP 1:55 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to jessiawesome
@jessiawesome she's gonna interrogate you... about your relationship! LADY COP 1:52 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to jessiawesome
@jessiawesome the city is a house and only one person can clean it! LADY COP 1:50 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to jessiawesome
@deantrippe YEAH GO DEAN 8:11 PM Sep 15th from web in reply to deantrippe
Speculative biology linkdump. Jet-propelled whales for victory! http://oxboxer.livejournal.... 4:06 PM Sep 15th from web

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Name oxboxer
Web http://oxboxer.li...
Bio Jemma Salume is a tiny, tiny girl who enjoys comics, drawing, and writing profiles in the third person.

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