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Michael Jackson's dead? You're joking. Oh My God.8:44 AM Jul 11thfrom web
@stephx good idea. I was taken to mumps and measles parties as a kid. No harm done *twitches uncontrollably*12:54 AM May 14thfrom Twinkle
Just did a Thai cooking course. Fab. Now to cook for unsuspecting friends.11:28 PM May 2ndfrom Twinkle
We need a word for 'I want to tweet something interesting, but all I can think now is bland'. Suggestions anyone? "twand"? "blitter"?3:24 AM May 2ndfrom Twinkle
@mQQ it's not *your* excel that sucks. It's excel. Bloody awful piece of life-destroying software. I'm suprised it doesn't scream "BRAINS"3:22 AM May 2ndfrom Twinkle
@MarsPhoenix awh honey your phoenix twin looks so cute! Need to work out those arms though. Bit thin, even for a mars rover.3:19 AM May 2ndfrom Twinkle
@MarsPhoenix awh honey your phoenix twin looks so cute! Need to work put those arms though. Bit thin, even for a mars rover.3:19 AM May 2ndfrom Twinkle
@ktdv1 wow. Profound. Now you've said it it seems such an obvious conclusion, but not one i'd have thought of. That should be on the news!3:15 AM May 2ndfrom Twinkle