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  1. Michael Jackson's dead? You're joking. Oh My God.
  2. Moose Pillows. Discuss.
  3. I think I just cut the top of my finger off. Scared to look. Toilet paper=friend.
  4. Does anyone know what time v3 firmware is out ?
  5. Wow. I say 'nice breakfast' on twitter. Iran makes me feel so shallow. Twitter may well be the new political tool.
  6. @ktdv1 I had dreads many moons ago and couldn't wash em for a few years. They were clean(ish). Bit whiffy though.
  7. @mobilephonejunkie saucy
  8. @arissays make like Fry in Futurama!
  9. Woo. Anthony and the Johnsons @ Hammersmif Apollo in 15 mins. Sing it girl.
  10. @paulmonkey and aparrently they've become amazon's biggest selling item.
  11. @stephx good idea. I was taken to mumps and measles parties as a kid. No harm done *twitches uncontrollably*
  12. Just did a Thai cooking course. Fab. Now to cook for unsuspecting friends.
  13. We need a word for 'I want to tweet something interesting, but all I can think now is bland'. Suggestions anyone? "twand"? "blitter"?
  14. @mQQ it's not *your* excel that sucks. It's excel. Bloody awful piece of life-destroying software. I'm suprised it doesn't scream "BRAINS"
  15. @MarsPhoenix awh honey your phoenix twin looks so cute! Need to work out those arms though. Bit thin, even for a mars rover.
  16. @MarsPhoenix awh honey your phoenix twin looks so cute! Need to work put those arms though. Bit thin, even for a mars rover.
  17. @paulmonkey eughhhhh. Dare we ask how ?
  18. @ktdv1 wow. Profound. Now you've said it it seems such an obvious conclusion, but not one i'd have thought of. That should be on the news!
  19. @cometo2004 bizarre. Just woke up and my right ear is blocked too. What's going on?!
  20. @tbtandrew wow!