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OH HI. I AM LITERALLY STANDING ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. SERIOUSLY. RIGHT NOW. THIS. IS. INCREDIBLE. I MAY NEED TO CHANGE MY DIAPERS.about 7 hours agofrom web
Today I spilled Cheerios all over the kitchen floor. I called my dog into the room to help me clean them up. We got away with it.10:50 PM Nov 8thfrom web
On a bumper sticker: "Support your local rescue squad. Get lost."2:12 PM Nov 1stfrom web
Today I was doing laundry and a bar of soap fell onto the floor. I ran to the sink to wash it off. Then I realized it was soap.1:54 PM Oct 30thfrom web
Okay wait. Fireflies went #1 on Billboard?!4:03 PM Oct 29thfrom web
A zoo is a place where animals look at silly people.5:15 PM Oct 28thfrom web
Today I smirked at the thought of throwing garbage into my neighbor's uncovered outdoor hot tub. I should be ashamed of myself.4:31 PM Oct 27thfrom web