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  1. WHO THE FUCK WRITES THEIR INITIALS ON A TOILET SEAT AT THE OAK CAR RENTAL CENTER? "RRAL", THAT'S WHO.
  2. At The Good Life with @iamrumz and @ladyczerach. The Hangover was a stupid movie. Martinis are yummy.
  3. @BattleBird FIGHT @sportsguy33
  4. @BattleBird fight @THE_REAL_SHAQ
  5. @BattleBird fight @HarmonixSean
  6. HOLY FUCKING SHIT (3 OT)
  7. ALSO http://www.bitchtits.org
  8. REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE "BITCH TITS" CHANTS WHEN YANKEES RETURN TO FENWAY WITH A-ROD !!!
  9. @mattlanger TMVPBIWGTWMPN
  10. @twitter HOW THE FUCK YOU BEEN BRO ???
  11. HOLY FUCK WE ARE REALLY LIVE HTTP://LOUDCROWD.COM !!!!!!!!!
  12. YO TWITTER HOW YOU BEEN? http://tinyurl.com/loudcrowdtc
  13. @mattlanger, @missingmuse: NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS EVER.
  14. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAO !!!!!!
  15. SERIOUSLY THOSE 40 QUARTERS ARE THE ONLY BUFFER BETWEEN NORMALCY AND THE INABILITY FOR YOUR STORE TO PRODUCE CHANGE AND THE ENSUING CHAOS ??
  16. FUCK YOU MIT STAR MARKET
  17. MANAGER AT MIT STAR MARKET WOULD SELL ME ONE ($10) ROLL OF QUARTERS BUT NOT TWO LIKE MY GRANDMA WANTED.
  18. @devilmouse IT TAKES ME SO LONG JUST TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GOING TO WEAR BLAME IT ON THE TRAIN WHEN THE BOSS IS ALREADY THERE FUCK
  19. @fishmcgill HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKER !!!
  20. @iamrumz HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKER !!!