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WHO THE FUCK WRITES THEIR INITIALS ON A TOILET SEAT AT THE OAK CAR RENTAL CENTER? "RRAL", THAT'S WHO.1:10 PM Jun 19thfrom TwitterFon
SERIOUSLY THOSE 40 QUARTERS ARE THE ONLY BUFFER BETWEEN NORMALCY AND THE INABILITY FOR YOUR STORE TO PRODUCE CHANGE AND THE ENSUING CHAOS ??12:25 PM Mar 1stfrom web
MANAGER AT MIT STAR MARKET WOULD SELL ME ONE ($10) ROLL OF QUARTERS BUT NOT TWO LIKE MY GRANDMA WANTED.1:55 PM Feb 28thfrom TwitterFon
@devilmouse IT TAKES ME SO LONG JUST TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GOING TO WEAR BLAME IT ON THE TRAIN WHEN THE BOSS IS ALREADY THERE FUCK5:43 PM Feb 25thfrom web