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  1. Is there really any difference between instantly and instantaneously? I mean, besides the extraneous?about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. No Doubt was good, but I'd have enjoyed the show more if I wasn't half-asleep. Or if I'd been a 19 years old, apparently.9:49 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
  3. Don't think the trade is going to work out. Underestimated the number of obviously rejected sorority girls wandering around.6:47 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
  4. Heading to No Doubt with a carload of girls. Hoping I can trade them for Gwen Stefani and a rock star to be named later.5:59 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
  5. Dear universe, please stop throwing animals at my car. The possum was kinda sneaky, but bouncing that bird off a semi was just plain mean.7:00 AM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
  6. Who cares if Chrome OS is as good as Windows 7. The real question is, will it work better as an OS than Bing does as a search engine.12:07 AM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
  7. That brings lifetime total vehicular animal-slaughters to 3. Glad it wasn't a skunk or an armadillo. Or another deer. Still feels yucky.11:41 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
  8. Damn. Just hit a possum. Poor bastard never stood in chance in the middle of Hwy 40, I barely had time to see him at 65 MPH.11:36 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
  9. For the record, whatever threat the chain letter makes, I shall visit it upon you ten-fold if you deign to infect me with your vile curse.12:28 AM Jul 6th from TwitterBerry
  10. None o' you rat-bastards better go to sleep. Working late and if I get bored on smoke breaks I'm comin' after the lot o' yas. #blametwitter8:12 PM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
  11. The no-show really doesn't surprise me from the X-ists. They probably stayed home trying to get more Twitter followers. #xday #blametwitter2:32 PM Jul 5th from web
  12. Love and Rockets tribute album?! Why was I not informed? I hold everyone I follow responsible. #blametwitter8:59 AM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
  13. The air is thick with humidity and just above dewpoint. Literally couldn't tell it was still drizzling until I saw droplets on my screen.8:51 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
  14. Stupid Trivia Time! What movie was Francis Scott Key watching when he wrote "America the Beautiful?"7:30 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
  15. A friend from Chicago used to believe that #stl residents are more creative than her neighbors because we listen to cicadas sing all night.6:45 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
  16. Saw a bat flit past just seconds before the cicadas started to cry. Just two of the reasons I like #stl.6:27 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
  17. There is nothing more patriotic than Journey's "Don't Stop Believing." Which says more about patriotism than Journey I think.7:33 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
  18. WTF? The fireworks aren't on the big TV? I have to look at the actual sky?! Lame! I could have watched this on my TV at home.7:29 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
  19. Why do @countingcrows even play songs? I'd far prefer Adam just sing the first verse of Mr. Jones, then one line from each of their songs.7:21 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
  20. @Matik72 Never saw a taper, but didnt walk all the way down. I just sort of assume somebody is, & I won't find the download for months.7:17 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry