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- Amazing what being cut in a big group of layoffs does for one's @ network. Highly recommended for anyone who wants more connections.10:42 AM Jul 30th from TwitterBerry
- Very infrequently am I able to take @ out drinking after work. Good thing that Bailey's had some coffee in it to keep me sober.8:25 AM Jul 30th from TwitterBerry
- Packed the last of my stuff out of the office. Feels less like being laid off, more like graduating. Can't wait to see what happens next.1:43 PM Jul 29th from TwitterBerry
- @ points out that it could just be a decent cover band. They claim to be the originals, but 95% of the audience would never know.7:45 PM Jul 28th from TwitterBerry
- Sitting in the Halo Bar outside The Pageant. Seeing Toad the Wet Sprocket live again makes me wonder just how much pot I smoked in the 90's.7:36 PM Jul 28th from TwitterBerry
- @ Yeah, I don't imagine that I'll feel like I'm too busy for lunch anymore ;)9:54 AM Jul 28th from web
- Its not that I don't want to tell people I was just laid off. Its just difficult to do without ending the sentence with a preposition.8:44 AM Jul 28th from TwitterBerry
- Is there really any difference between instantly and instantaneously? I mean, besides the extraneous?2:38 PM Jul 17th from TwitterBerry
- No Doubt was good, but I'd have enjoyed the show more if I wasn't half-asleep. Or if I'd been a 19 years old, apparently.9:49 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- Don't think the trade is going to work out. Underestimated the number of obviously rejected sorority girls wandering around.6:47 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- Heading to No Doubt with a carload of girls. Hoping I can trade them for Gwen Stefani and a rock star to be named later.5:59 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- Dear universe, please stop throwing animals at my car. The possum was kinda sneaky, but bouncing that bird off a semi was just plain mean.7:00 AM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- Who cares if Chrome OS is as good as Windows 7. The real question is, will it work better as an OS than Bing does as a search engine.12:07 AM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
- That brings lifetime total vehicular animal-slaughters to 3. Glad it wasn't a skunk or an armadillo. Or another deer. Still feels yucky.11:41 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
- Damn. Just hit a possum. Poor bastard never stood in chance in the middle of Hwy 40, I barely had time to see him at 65 MPH.11:36 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
- For the record, whatever threat the chain letter makes, I shall visit it upon you ten-fold if you deign to infect me with your vile curse.12:28 AM Jul 6th from TwitterBerry
- None o' you rat-bastards better go to sleep. Working late and if I get bored on smoke breaks I'm comin' after the lot o' yas. 8:12 PM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
- The no-show really doesn't surprise me from the X-ists. They probably stayed home trying to get more Twitter followers. 2:32 PM Jul 5th from web
- Love and Rockets tribute album?! Why was I not informed? I hold everyone I follow responsible. 8:59 AM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
- The air is thick with humidity and just above dewpoint. Literally couldn't tell it was still drizzling until I saw droplets on my screen.8:51 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
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