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  1. Amazing what being cut in a big group of layoffs does for one's @LinkedIn network. Highly recommended for anyone who wants more connections.
  2. Very infrequently am I able to take @spoiledbrat out drinking after work. Good thing that Bailey's had some coffee in it to keep me sober.
  3. Packed the last of my stuff out of the office. Feels less like being laid off, more like graduating. Can't wait to see what happens next.
  4. @topher74 points out that it could just be a decent cover band. They claim to be the originals, but 95% of the audience would never know.
  5. Sitting in the Halo Bar outside The Pageant. Seeing Toad the Wet Sprocket live again makes me wonder just how much pot I smoked in the 90's.
  6. @fredthefourth Yeah, I don't imagine that I'll feel like I'm too busy for lunch anymore ;)
  7. Its not that I don't want to tell people I was just laid off. Its just difficult to do without ending the sentence with a preposition.
  8. Is there really any difference between instantly and instantaneously? I mean, besides the extraneous?
  9. No Doubt was good, but I'd have enjoyed the show more if I wasn't half-asleep. Or if I'd been a 19 years old, apparently.
  10. Don't think the trade is going to work out. Underestimated the number of obviously rejected sorority girls wandering around.
  11. Heading to No Doubt with a carload of girls. Hoping I can trade them for Gwen Stefani and a rock star to be named later.
  12. Dear universe, please stop throwing animals at my car. The possum was kinda sneaky, but bouncing that bird off a semi was just plain mean.
  13. Who cares if Chrome OS is as good as Windows 7. The real question is, will it work better as an OS than Bing does as a search engine.
  14. That brings lifetime total vehicular animal-slaughters to 3. Glad it wasn't a skunk or an armadillo. Or another deer. Still feels yucky.
  15. Damn. Just hit a possum. Poor bastard never stood in chance in the middle of Hwy 40, I barely had time to see him at 65 MPH.
  16. For the record, whatever threat the chain letter makes, I shall visit it upon you ten-fold if you deign to infect me with your vile curse.
  17. None o' you rat-bastards better go to sleep. Working late and if I get bored on smoke breaks I'm comin' after the lot o' yas. #blametwitter
  18. The no-show really doesn't surprise me from the X-ists. They probably stayed home trying to get more Twitter followers. #xday #blametwitter
  19. Love and Rockets tribute album?! Why was I not informed? I hold everyone I follow responsible. #blametwitter
  20. The air is thick with humidity and just above dewpoint. Literally couldn't tell it was still drizzling until I saw droplets on my screen.