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  1. Just a Minute Or Two...: My 2yo: "Can I have that pickle for a minute or two?" -HCreative Commons Att.. http://bit.ly/171RSM 1:55 AM Oct 13th from twitterfeed
  2. Bacon!: 5yo: What's that on top of the bun? (bread roll) Me: Cheese and Bacon. 5yo: Bacon?! * grab * * chomp * .. http://bit.ly/1abpn 1:48 AM Oct 10th from twitterfeed
  3. Worst Uncle Becomes Awesome Uncle!: Two years in a row, I forgot my nephew's birthday. It always happens near C.. http://bit.ly/3gDNxu 1:45 AM Oct 7th from twitterfeed
  4. Turn it on!: My 2yo said to me, "Daddy, guess what makes the dark go away!?" "What?" I answ.. http://bit.ly/35STjr 1:45 AM Oct 7th from twitterfeed
  5. Timeout Hands: My 2yo says to me: "My fingers are having a timeout because they're not listening to me&quo.. http://bit.ly/t8Zl0 1:45 AM Oct 7th from twitterfeed
  6. Growing Up: In the bath tonight our 7yr old said "Its a bit annoying growing up". Looking at him I ex.. http://bit.ly/3T6PFN 1:45 AM Oct 7th from twitterfeed
  7. Boy Spot: "Hey Dad, when my friend Pierce punches himself in the boy spot it doesn't hurt." - Joshua,.. http://bit.ly/9MfSb 1:44 AM Oct 7th from twitterfeed
  8. The clock takes too long: I got my 3yo son the "Teach Me Time!" clock several months ago.  It is.. http://bit.ly/wHXTD 11:57 AM Oct 4th from twitterfeed
  9. Butt Burp: My two year old was sitting on my lap when she passed gas noisily.  I asked her, "What was.. http://bit.ly/MOlXK 1:41 PM Oct 2nd from twitterfeed
  10. Barack Obama on the farm: Dad: "So what animals are in your farm?" Woody (our 2 year old): "Barac.. http://bit.ly/19g1r4 4:54 PM Sep 14th from twitterfeed
  11. Don't worry about me!: Tonight I was getting my daughter ready for bed and we always let her wind down for about.. http://bit.ly/xIuFk 4:54 PM Sep 14th from twitterfeed
  12. Mawmaw's Side: My daughter had a bag of cookies that I made for her and I told her to leave one for MawMaw. .. http://bit.ly/HiMzt 4:54 PM Sep 14th from twitterfeed
  13. Good Looker: My wife came downstairs to find our 3.5yo looking at a book on the couch to which she said, "Y.. http://bit.ly/3DcJDy 4:54 PM Sep 14th from twitterfeed
  14. Snoozer: My daughter was laying in bed with her Aunt Tiffany, who's husband is in the Army and is in Iraq right .. http://bit.ly/oVD9Y 6:53 PM Sep 4th from twitterfeed
  15. Profanity @ HomeDepot: My 2 and a half year old son screamed "Don't touch my caulk!" several times at .. http://bit.ly/zAeQP 5:01 PM Sep 2nd from twitterfeed
  16. I don't want to grow up!: After dinner I gave my 3yo 2 cookies and myself 4.  He said, "Hey, how come .. http://bit.ly/ad2dv 5:57 PM Sep 1st from twitterfeed
  17. Triple Chocolate Meltdown: Wife looking at menu: "What's a Triple Chocolate Meltdown?" 4yo answer: &qu.. http://bit.ly/16rDjY 4:53 PM Aug 31st from twitterfeed
  18. Career Indecision: Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 4 year old: I think maybe doctor. 4 year old: [T.. http://bit.ly/3Zvrw 1:59 PM Aug 28th from twitterfeed
  19. What an Inconvenience: Our 3yo came back from a trip to the bathroom and said, "I don't like how I have to .. http://bit.ly/4xzPMh 11:56 PM Aug 27th from twitterfeed
  20. How to be a good dad: I was giving my 2yo daughter a cuddle and she looked me in the eye. "You're a good da.. http://bit.ly/JT7H3 11:56 PM Aug 27th from twitterfeed
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