Profile_bird

Hey there! overheard2day is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving overheard2day's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

overheard2day

  1. "what can i say? i'm unethical."
  2. "i'm going to be rich, and have cocktail waitress mistresses"
  3. "omg i have a huge dick!"
  4. "I can come over there and rub my spine all over you?"
  5. "I keep thinking I can squeeze it in between 2 balls."
  6. "this is either going to be the best idea I'VE ever had, or the worst idea WE'VE ever had"
  7. "smells like rotten hay in here..."
  8. "How do you quantify craziness??"
  9. "you've got a weird voice today"
  10. "it's not gay as long as your staffs don't touch"
  11. "he seemed trapped and disappointed"
  12. "i like the smell of yours better." "really? what does yours smell like?"
  13. "i don't think you ever know what you're talking about -- AND you got gum in your ass"
  14. "i haven't told you my opinion. would it make you feel better if i told you i hated it?"
  15. "i was just thinking back to last night at yoga..."
  16. "a little ironic to cough out pussy isn't it?"
  17. "stop making that kegel face"
  18. "can't a girl do the running man?"
  19. "leapster games are for noobs. they're all gay looking."
  20. "don't stare at me while you're chewing"