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  1. Let's go, Tigers! Rock chalk, my ass.
  2. Am SO NOT going shopping today.
  3. Hook 'em! Jesus that game was exhausting.
  4. RT @Mike_FTW: Obama should start a new Thanksging tradition and pardon the Detroit Lions.
  5. I need an etsy 12-step program.
  6. Fireplace s'mores!
  7. How exactly do you get Oreo cookie out of a USB port?
  8. @Greeblemonkey Hand it to me so that I can drop it on the floor and stomp on it!
  9. Mmmmmm... I love the smell of an RFP in the morning...
  10. Exactly how long will this elephant standing on my chest need to keep standing there? I'd kinda like to breathe again.
  11. aaaaand... it's an EAR INFECTION FTW. And another damn day of getting NOTHING done. Fantastic.
  12. How to fold a fitted sheet. Mystery SOLVED. http://bit.ly/oEwlK
  13. and now that I've said that, I'm sure I'll fuck it up royally.
  14. I would like it noted for the record I have not missed a NaBloPoMo day eventho my entire house was attacked with pestilence and H1N1.Huzzah!
  15. A boy and his penis. http://bit.ly/3pPL9f
  16. I have such a Bravo-crush on the Voltaggio brothers.
  17. Carrie, Jessica McClintock called, she'd like her 1990 Prom dress back. #CMAs
  18. Um, I'm having a little trouble with Wynona's tan and Naomi's paleness. Wow. #CMAs
  19. Carrie Underwood can sing. But she needs to stop with the costumes and attempts at dancing. Hoo boy. #CMAs
  20. Dear Fever: Either be the flu or DON'T. But this pussy bouncing around and disappearing is pissing me off. Make a decision, g-ddamnit.