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  1. Just really wondering why her bleary morning eyes were subjected to porn this morning. REALLY, TMC? Who is your programming director?!6:54 AM Jul 10th from web
  2. really hoping Hung is as funny as I think it should be.11:05 AM Jul 5th from web
  3. Bloody mary by the pool w/ my folks8:10 AM Jul 5th from txt
  4. Mom jeans and a crop top. Summer 1985 is BACK, baby.9:43 AM Jul 3rd from txt
  5. Am now a new owner of an EPI-pen. If we could only figure out WHY now. Awesome.3:14 PM Jul 2nd from web
  6. You know what's great on a Wednesday? Cramps.7:26 AM Jul 1st from txt
  7. SO glad the button holding up my dress fell off AT HOME and not IN THE MEETING. Changing to Fashion Plan B now...8:29 AM Jun 30th from web
  8. I will remember to not hate the humidity...I will remember to not hate the humidity...I will remember to not hate the humidity...6:52 AM Jun 30th from web
  9. @DadGoneMad Please give G-d my best - that makes me so happy I could almost lick him.6:24 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to DadGoneMad
  10. Just passed a pickup on the highway with a little goat in truckbed. I love Texas.8:16 AM Jun 27th from txt
  11. @stefcia i will if you will. ;)6:09 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to stefcia
  12. how the hell do you dress for a zoo fundraiser when it's going to be 104 outside? i vote for NAKED. But, apparently, there are laws.1:53 PM Jun 26th from web
  13. @stefcia You're welcome. TEAM FARRAH.7:14 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to stefcia
  14. successfully avoided all Michael Jackson retrospectives last night. Dude, PEDOPHILE, folks. How quickly we forget.6:56 AM Jun 26th from web
  15. @joshacagan Brilliant.4:58 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to joshacagan
  16. @Greeblemonkey Or HOUSTON?!10:00 AM Jun 25th from web in reply to Greeblemonkey
  17. How is it possible to be nauseated AND hungry at the same time? (and no, not pregnant.)12:50 PM Jun 23rd from web
  18. Okay, folks. It's your kid and swine flu. What would YOU do? Pipe up for me. http://tinyurl.com/njk2k68:25 AM Jun 22nd from web
  19. Happy Father's Day to all the daddies out there!6:22 AM Jun 21st from web
  20. Just glad it's not the compressor. G-d bless Texas heat.11:20 AM Jun 19th from web