Paige Handley

Paige Handley

@outpaigeous New Orleans/THRILLINOIS
Paige: like the piece of paper, but thinner and whiter.
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Tulane Problems
That smell on your shirt after you come back from a night at the boot
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Paige Handley
The video for this song shows nickelback playing alone in a deserted field, because even in their own videos people don't want to hear them.
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Paige Handley
Nickelback is playing in bruff and it's just not ok
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Paige Handley
judging by the noise outside, half of campus is having a fire drill right now
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Paige Handley
I feel bad for never finishing my political thought reading until I try to catch up and realize I don't understand any of it anyway
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Paige Handley
"i go on chatroulette and try to get some tits"- what guy in my tides class does to kill time
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Paige Handley
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@ i do not sorry!
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Paige Handley
@ touche.
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Paige Handley
Does running my mouth count as exercise? Cause then i'm an athlete.
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Paige Handley
@ should've eaten in the lbc with me?
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Paige Handley
spanish professor was in krewe du vieux. or ?
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Paige Handley
@ is she like auditioning on the voice...? Is ALL not a thing anymore?
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Paige Handley
... And then drunk chris halbohn approached me in bruff
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Paige Handley
So any drunk people in bruff
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Paige Handley
@ it's not the ny boys you need to look out for, it's the maryland boys. They're everywhere and skeevy as hell
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Paige Handley
Smu just fucking lose already and stop fouling, I have homework to do
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Paige Handley
Folding sweaty warmups
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Paige Handley
Jk I have work at 2 so i'll be done before super bowl. Still so many fucks I don't give
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Paige Handley
don't like boston or ny, working while the game's on, and too exhausted from krewe du vieux to pretend i give a shit about the super bowl.
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Paige Handley
Bruff toasters.....