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  1. If the soldiers made love and not war, I would have joined the army. BTW, do soldiers get to choose partners?
  2. Everybody can read me like a Book. My Face is a Book. I am Facebook.
  3. For a long time I thought Batman was a cricketer (and that too West Indian!)
  4. Shiney Ahuja is suffering because of a man maid problem...just like global warming
  5. If only superman wore his chaddi inside, he would be my role model
  6. There's a better way to browse the web. Pull of your spider man's mask...
  7. RT @TheGazzMan: What lies shivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck.
  8. RT @ShashiTharoor: Gave away prizes to highschoolers' biotech projects. Six winners, 5 of them girls. The future of Indian science is female
  9. RT @mohak: didn't logon for 15 hours and nothing changed on the internet?
  10. Indira, Benazir, Aung Sun Su Kyi, Margret Thatcher & Me. Now spot the odd man out...
  11. Nuclear bombs, Indian Ocean and Secret Agents… http://tinyurl.com/ylrhcbj
  12. Nuclear bombs, Indian Ocean and Secret Agents… http://tinyurl.com/ylrhcbj
  13. Just had a haircut. Will be meeting you tom with a lot less head weight
  14. I like to keep my house clean for visitors. So clean up my house by 8.30 am...before the maid arrives
  15. For long I believed my 5 STD classmate that only he, his father and I knew about the nuclear bomb US had hid in Indian ocean
  16. What am I doing? Why should I tell you?
  17. I didn't know Diana was Princess of Whales. Wish she had lived long enough to save all of them
  18. When I look at the Russian girls, I am not surprised KGB came out better than CIA during the Cold War days
  19. One job done, my wife Rekha is looking for another - http://tinyurl.com/yzu9ky5
  20. After time in Landmark, it's time to be in Westside. Already feeling like Yuvraj (minus Kim Sharma of course)