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  1. If the soldiers made love and not war, I would have joined the army. BTW, do soldiers get to choose partners? about 16 hours ago from web
  2. Everybody can read me like a Book. My Face is a Book. I am Facebook. about 17 hours ago from web
  3. For a long time I thought Batman was a cricketer (and that too West Indian!) about 17 hours ago from web
  4. Shiney Ahuja is suffering because of a man maid problem...just like global warming 1:15 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. If only superman wore his chaddi inside, he would be my role model 1:08 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. There's a better way to browse the web. Pull of your spider man's mask... 8:47 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. RT @TheGazzMan: What lies shivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck. 7:11 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. RT @ShashiTharoor: Gave away prizes to highschoolers' biotech projects. Six winners, 5 of them girls. The future of Indian science is female 2:02 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. RT @mohak: didn't logon for 15 hours and nothing changed on the internet? 1:59 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. Indira, Benazir, Aung Sun Su Kyi, Margret Thatcher & Me. Now spot the odd man out... 10:05 AM Nov 16th from web
  11. Nuclear bombs, Indian Ocean and Secret Agents… http://tinyurl.com/ylrhcbj 7:03 PM Nov 15th from web
  12. Nuclear bombs, Indian Ocean and Secret Agents… http://tinyurl.com/ylrhcbj 5:53 AM Nov 15th from web
  13. Just had a haircut. Will be meeting you tom with a lot less head weight 12:44 AM Nov 15th from web
  14. I like to keep my house clean for visitors. So clean up my house by 8.30 am...before the maid arrives 9:38 AM Nov 11th from web
  15. For long I believed my 5 STD classmate that only he, his father and I knew about the nuclear bomb US had hid in Indian ocean 8:08 PM Nov 10th from web
  16. What am I doing? Why should I tell you? 4:04 AM Nov 10th from web
  17. I didn't know Diana was Princess of Whales. Wish she had lived long enough to save all of them 7:57 PM Nov 9th from web
  18. When I look at the Russian girls, I am not surprised KGB came out better than CIA during the Cold War days 8:50 PM Nov 8th from web
  19. One job done, my wife Rekha is looking for another - http://tinyurl.com/yzu9ky5 9:23 PM Nov 7th from web
  20. After time in Landmark, it's time to be in Westside. Already feeling like Yuvraj (minus Kim Sharma of course) 5:55 AM Nov 7th from web
  • Name Jamshed V Rajan
  • Location Gurgaon, India
  • Web http://ouchmytoe.com
  • Bio Self-proclaimed internet addict & wannabe stand up comedian
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