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  1. Driving a well-serviced car is like being with a new woman...6:57 PM Jun 30th from web
  2. An ode to Michael Jackson.... http://bit.ly/g3NdR10:32 PM Jun 27th from web
  3. If my Air Conditioner ran on Direct Current (DC)...and NOT on Alternate Current (AC) as it does now...would I still call it AC?6:46 PM Jun 24th from web
  4. If sex is a workout, can a whore house get a gym license?5:51 AM Jun 21st from web
  5. Men and women handle 'stress' differently.... http://bit.ly/IEtaC10:36 PM Jun 20th from web
  6. Did you know that I was recently kidnapped? And survived to tell the tale - http://bit.ly/1FJIGZ10:24 PM Jun 6th from web
  7. Who doesn't hate his wife? http://bit.ly/2KeUc6:38 AM May 31st from web
  8. Why do men get married a second time, knowing well they will get a second mother in law?8:56 PM May 27th from web
  9. What am I doing? How dare you?2:40 AM May 27th from web
  10. If I cut the fish's nose, will it stop smelling?4:27 PM May 26th from web
  11. I told you...being a man was easy. http://bit.ly/1YMEvm6:42 PM May 25th from web
  12. A friend I've known for over 30 years called...and I was at a loss for words after reaching 140 characters....http://tinyurl.com/ooedfa10:24 AM May 25th from web
  13. Want a free haircut? Get admitted in a hospital for brain surgery and run away after they give you the haircut!2:50 AM May 25th from web
  14. My daughter's birds & animals book has more names than I know at 33 years of age...6:14 AM May 24th from web
  15. My 'birthday partner' was found online - http://tinyurl.com/cym44g11:49 AM Apr 29th from web
  16. Survival Tip # 1: If you can't describe a tree, tie a goat to the tree & describe the goat.7:04 PM Apr 21st from web
  17. I am looking for a 'Birthday' Partner - http://tinyurl.com/co3dgp12:13 PM Apr 20th from web
  18. For all those men who walk into the ambush unarmed - www.pmsbuddy.com9:51 AM Apr 20th from web
  19. How to have rice, curd and pickle for dinner http://tinyurl.com/dcq2ae11:53 PM Apr 18th from web
  20. @jjndekker wow...do let us know how it went9:59 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to jjndekker
  • Name Jamshed V Rajan
  • Location Gurgaon, India
  • Web http://ibibo.com ...
  • Bio Self-proclaimed internet addict & wannabe lateral thinker
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