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  1. "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker." Ron Burgundy
  2. @Misty_Gates - thank god your vibrators are battery powered then, huh? (haha)
  3. @jongosselin1 - good interview on Good Morning America and you're right you were abused. Anyone who doesn't agree are man hating femi-nazis.
  4. maybe Obama fatigue?
  5. I'm feeling super tired today. Yet I got good sleep last night.
  6. FYI: I would like to toss Layla's salad. http://bit.ly/1OFznK
  7. The Male Underwear Index is improving!! http://bit.ly/14E7g5
  8. @ArielRebel cheer up sweet pea!
  9. @BlueyedCass85 - I got my own brand of face moisturizer cream if you ever need some. It's free too!! Had to crack that joke... (haha)
  10. Happy Day, the University of Michigan is looking at a possible NCAA investigation and sanctions. Couldn't happen to a better group of scUM.
  11. "Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money." — Mary B. Morrison
  12. @diddyliciouscom - you should of got "riding cheeseheads" Diddy. Aaron Rodgers didn't look too bad last night!
  13. gonna go lift some weights, take a bath (my balls stink) and then work on cleaning up some archives and update some sitemaps for Google.
  14. Back to poor dreaming again. I didn't win the Mega Millions jackpot last night.
  15. Shit minus the shower and shaved part and feeling like a million bucks.
  16. Korean schoolgirls are so cute. http://asianhumps.com/blog/...
  17. @ArielSpinner - I got the winning ticket in my wallet.
  18. #FF @soshified because SNSD gossip is a must and follow @ibthemoddog @fleshbot and this homo @teenrave
  19. @RachelSexton those are some scratch and lick pics there, a great looking update Rachel!!
  20. @kate_ground - me and you always interested in the gossip... we're quick to it too! haha