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That's what happens when you reach for your bag under a strange (drop-in office) desk and smash your face into the edge of the worktop.6:15 PM Jun 22ndfrom web
I had to laugh. Thankfully I had no meetings and everything was dry again by the time I went for lunch.6:12 PM Jun 22ndfrom web
@ThinGuy Managed to keep the blood on me only. After I'd spot-cleaned my shirt & pants it looked like I was lactating and had peed myself.6:11 PM Jun 22ndfrom webin reply to ThinGuy
@ThinGuy The most interesting thing that's happened to me today was a spectacular nosebleed. I figure nobody really needs to hear about that5:00 PM Jun 22ndfrom webin reply to ThinGuy
@ThinGuy If you mean July 4th week, no shutdown this year. July 3 (Friday) is paid holiday. Anything more is your own vacation.4:28 PM Jun 22ndfrom webin reply to ThinGuy
@johnpith I have a spare fleece jacket in my office, you're welcome to use it. I have a better one in the car if you're desperately cold.2:23 PM Jun 9thfrom webin reply to johnpith