ottoatm
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If you use public bathroom sinks for clearing your throat and nose but NOT for washing your hands after going... you might be a Chinese
8:20 AM Sep 17th
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If your baby has a hole in the butt so it can excrete in the nearest bush/fountain (because diapers are not clean), you might be a Chinese.
4:17 PM Aug 16th
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Stop taking pictures of every cool thing you see and enjoy the friggin moment!
6:14 AM May 6th
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If you ride a battery powered bike to work, you might be chinese
2:59 AM Apr 26th
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If the most exciting thing you do in one day is respond to chinese sms spam with the words yoda lives! you might be lao wai
8:38 PM Apr 18th
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u might be chinese
11:30 PM Apr 11th
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If you cant understand why the american is grossed out after seeing your little girl pee on the sidewalk outside of wal mart while you w
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11:30 PM Apr 11th
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If you use the parking break at every stop light, even in the city rush hour, you might be chinese
12:09 AM Mar 5th
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If you think washing a dish clean does not require soap, but just running water and your hands, you might be chinese
2:46 PM Feb 23rd
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If traffic lights, lanes, and people are things you respect only when forced, you might be chinese :(
5:06 PM Feb 3rd
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If your afraid to drink the milk, you might be chinese :-(
12:12 AM Oct 11th, 2008
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If your job is to sweep up mud puddles with a house broom, you might be chinese..
7:44 PM Oct 4th, 2008
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If you walk around the city with wads of tissue hanging out of your nose, you might be chinese
8:22 PM Sep 12th, 2008
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If you mistake a skinny guy from stanley for an olympic athlete, you might be chinese :-)
4:06 AM Aug 24th, 2008
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If you pick your nose in public while talking to others (and then check your finger to see what you got), you might be chinese
3:58 AM Aug 16th, 2008
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If you argue with your customers over how many plastic bags they need to buy, you might be chinese..
12:04 AM Aug 8th, 2008
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, you might be chinese
10:27 PM Aug 7th, 2008
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If you roll your shirt up to your chest in public so people can see your belly and your pants to your knees so they can see your black s
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10:27 PM Aug 7th, 2008
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If you wear white sports socks with a black suit and black shoes, you might be chinese
4:53 AM Jul 28th, 2008
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The only "change" i see from obama are his political standings!
3:33 PM Jul 22nd, 2008
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- Name ottoatm
- Location Beijing, China
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- Bio An American in Beijing - Just moved here, listen to a lot of podcasts that talk about twitter, thought I'd try it....!
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