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  1. @stringbot Hair of the dog + rose colored glasses?
  2. @wdavidmarx "They hate our freedom."
  3. Down goes the Nyquil. Now — bring it on Emotional Space Chupacabra in bouncy castle dream.
  4. Tim, the "Plumber" #pornWesterberg
  5. @stringbot @auralfixations As long as they're crisp I'm cool with 'em. I don't like the soft mealy ones. McIntosh are for throwing.
  6. @stringbot http://www.zoliblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/apple_monster.jpg
  7. @jonautry Thanks for ruining intercourse And pasta.
  8. Devout Fuji apple fan here.
  9. @stringbot Tanks. I was looking for something similar. Productivity boosted.
  10. Just ordered my Tauntaun for the walking portion of my morning commute. Q: Whose is going to drag it after I crawl inside?
  11. @wselman Yo Willard, I can't waitz for that R. Kelly leaf to drop, kno-wha-I'm-sayin'.
  12. Did a review of my itunes purchasing over the last 3 years. The only months that I've bought comedy CDs are Dec. and February. Hi Chicago.
  13. @stringbot You are Huffpo.
  14. Cool to see D. Locks in the Fallon audience for Jawbox. I remember seeing the Trenchmouth sticker on Barbot's guitar on Conan in '97.
  15. @shebanemerovski The even more depressing answer is that such a large portion of our population can I.D. with her...
  16. @vime Due to their hot style...
  17. @vime I'd wager that it's also effecting procreation. Then again, maybe the constricted bloodflow to the testes is a wash with more sexy?
  18. @becjazz HAPPY B-DAY CUZ! You beat me every year....
  19. @jrhardcore68 TOTAL BULLSHIT that the Gauge show is 17 and over.
  20. Bring me money.