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- GETOSAMA... Get Osama... XBox? English not good. Cave boring without XBox. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...1:26 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from web
- Hung over from drinking bad Pakistani... uh I mean Afghani... uh... "cave in an undisclosed location"-i liquor...8:34 AM Dec 14th, 2008 from web
- 154 people are following me on Twitter -- far more than from the American army!7:57 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from web
- Received my first deposit from very polite Nigerian prince who contacted me by e-mail... can't wait to get the rest!2:47 PM Jun 4th, 2008 from web
- Just woke up... sleeping on rocks is bad for my aging back. Hope we get an Ikea soon.6:30 AM May 29th, 2008 from web
- Feeling pissed that I am not in the news as much anymore...10:18 AM Dec 7th, 2007 from web
- Just got my frequent-flier miles statement! Now I can fly around the world three times, for free, in first class! Excellent.4:51 PM Apr 16th, 2007 from im
- Door-tag from UPS Ground says hazardous materials can't be delivered -- curse the infidels! Off to UPS depot...4:48 PM Apr 16th, 2007 from im
- Ordering up some yellow cake for my comrades12:34 PM Apr 16th, 2007 from im
- Cave coffee is the WORST6:26 PM Apr 15th, 2007 from im
- Still pissed about Saddam6:08 PM Apr 15th, 2007 from web
- Thought I heard infidels approaching; just my llama being restless6:00 PM Apr 15th, 2007 from web
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