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  1. GETOSAMA... Get Osama... XBox? English not good. Cave boring without XBox. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...
  2. Hung over from drinking bad Pakistani... uh I mean Afghani... uh... "cave in an undisclosed location"-i liquor...
  3. 154 people are following me on Twitter -- far more than from the American army!
  4. Received my first deposit from very polite Nigerian prince who contacted me by e-mail... can't wait to get the rest!
  5. Just woke up... sleeping on rocks is bad for my aging back. Hope we get an Ikea soon.
  6. Feeling pissed that I am not in the news as much anymore...
  7. Just got my frequent-flier miles statement! Now I can fly around the world three times, for free, in first class! Excellent.
  8. Door-tag from UPS Ground says hazardous materials can't be delivered -- curse the infidels! Off to UPS depot...
  9. Ordering up some yellow cake for my comrades
  10. Cave coffee is the WORST
  11. Still pissed about Saddam
  12. Thought I heard infidels approaching; just my llama being restless