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  1. @davemunger I got one of those a couple of years ago. It's gibberish. I have no idea what the sender hoped to accomplish.
  2. @davemunger I accept friend requests from anybody who isn't obviously a troll. I only send them to people I know moderately well.
  3. Finished first pass at a pedagogical paper. It sucks, as all my first drafts do, but it's a place to start editing.
  4. Got on a lucky one, came in eighteen to one, I got a feeling this year's for me and you.
  5. @ronit_b They put 11 guys out on the field when the other team has the ball, which I think technically counts as playing defense. Barely.
  6. Carl Banks on the Giants: "If you could screw up any more playing defense, I'd like to see it."
  7. Giants down 14-0 before I even get off the phone to watch the game. Sheesh. Maybe I'll just go to bed early...
  8. @davemunger Wow. That's pretty awful. Especially because of the irony involved.
  9. Windows has mysteriously decided that a folder of .jpg files is a music folder, and thus gets "Artist" fields rather than "Size."
  10. Just finished installing Windows updates. The first message after restarting? "Click here to install updates." I suspect an infinite loop.
  11. @davemunger "uncensored"? Is there some unrated director's cut where Charlie Brown drops an F-bomb?
  12. If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done, there'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin.
  13. The excess of fat on your American bones will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone.
  14. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The candles in a menorah are called Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Leviticus.
  15. The latch on our dishwasher has finally been fixed. And the plastic part was only $10,000/kg.
  16. Academics everywhere take heart: your course evaluation experience can't be worse than James Marchbanks's: http://bit.ly/63D2SH
  17. Patience, they say, is a saintly virtue, but hell, why should I wait?
  18. "There's a reason so many super-villains have graduate degrees." http://bit.ly/8i704P
  19. Didn't see much of the game, but Syracuse won. What are they doing playing a ranked team in December, though? In Florida, no less...
  20. Must review grant proposals. Get thee behind me, distracting Internet Satan!