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@world_dictator: :(about 13 hours ago from twitux
http://twitpic.com/aoq02 - I don't understand Google Reader's "like" feature. Apparently neither do these 34 people.about 20 hours ago from TwitPic
RIP, Crocs. http://bit.ly/XFtFuabout 21 hours ago from TwitterFox
@tboetig how'd you manage to tether? did you jailbreak?6:05 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie in reply to tboetig
My realtor rocks: she dropped off this housewarming gift yesterday. http://flic.kr/p/6EYDzA9:16 PM Jul 14th from Flickr
@ieppenbaugh if they're young enough they might not know the ending; you should yell it out7:49 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to ieppenbaugh
@aakoch http://bit.ly/qfHG22:39 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFox in reply to aakoch
My work email just added a "Warning: do you want to reply to all?" prompt. Guess they didn't read http://tinyurl.com/29xmao1:47 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFox
@zachleat if you're truly dedicated you put compiled bytecode on the cake. no altering the source!8:38 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox in reply to zachleat
Always check stuff into SVN without testing. You'll see your revision numbers skyrocket, which equals progress.2:44 PM Jul 12th from twitux
Pro tip: context-aware ads are the future. That's why I appreciate Facebook switching all wedding ads to "Need a girlfriend?" dating sites.8:21 PM Jul 10th from web
How I Met Your Mother is strangely cathartic.11:08 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
And the world spins madly on.2:27 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
Glad someone finally made this: Buffy vs. Edward http://bit.ly/2jkULd5:19 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
@zachleat sweet! though I think we have to be mortal enemies now. Or is it mobile enemies?5:19 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie in reply to zachleat
@sawicklund UPTV is the Bill Richardson of channels; boring, but defuses conflicts.11:20 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox in reply to sawicklund
@yatz3000 Just listened to half shark-alligator half-man. Pretty awesome; reminds me a lot of manbearpig.8:11 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFox
@ieppenbaugh i'm probably gonna go sometime on Saturday. Hope to find cool stuff for the new house!2:16 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFox in reply to ieppenbaugh
@world_dictator that's awkward; because I'm currently wearing this t-shirt: http://bit.ly/zaIn48:18 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie in reply to world_dictator
@robhruska happy birthday!9:21 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie

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