@Pandabazooka haha OK then :)

That "No alcohol beyond this point." sign might as well say "I bet you can't chug that whole beer!"

@Pandabazooka but it's cold in Denver and full of dirty hippies

@serrebi yea got a new phone so I'm getting all social again

I'm tweeting oh my!

@ChribbaVeldspar are you available to facilitate a transfer tonight?

My allegiance is to Battlefield 3 in GameSpot's World War 3. Pledge your allegiance: l.gamespot.com/r3FmIi #gamespotww3 #bf3

Holy shit, I forgot about twitter...

@LulzSec you "let" them back up. Likely excuse good sir.

Yay android 2.2 on mytouch finally

Anyone wanna buy me SC2? LOL

@StECbines ahh. Ive been doing it wrong then :p

@StECbines or u wet the bed?

@TripleX137 yea. I got my mytouch 3g

@lhunt132 stfu noob

Yay I feel connected again. :-)

new mtn dew typhoon, tastes like fizzy Hawaiian punch fresh, and pretty much exactly like Hawaiian punch when flat.

@swwils where the hell have you been man? -orphen

She says I'm okay; I'm alright,Though you have gone from my life You said that it would, Now everything should be all right

This has got to be the funniest picture ever! Poor Kid! http://tweetphoto.com/18272362