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Orinz

  1. @girlsgonemad Gee, thanks for pointing me the direction of TVTropes. I'm talking a little walk. http://is.gd/1ydin
  2. Don't you just hate when you paint something white and then you eat something with sour cream and then you lick something off your hand…
  3. Updated to 3.0, jailbreaked, got my many apps legit and not; all back to normal. But what's this cut/copy/paste nonsense keeps popping up?
  4. Yeah. It's just a jailbreaking sort of day.
  5. I can play the ukulele, and I can even take requests, so long as the only two songs are "Misirlou" and "Popcorn."
  6. I think I'd actually like to meet many of the from: names in my spam folder — Guel Else, Nima-etleizre, Modesto Satterlee, Cinthia Yjzyrq…
  7. Say, @sherilyn, I know they're trying a little too hard, but don't you think this would make excellent #bmn material? http://tr.im/s3nM
  8. And then the sun was all "hello, it's 5 o'clock" and I'm all "eep!"
  9. My friend @Tyrsalvia is an amazing, awesome person. If you don't follow her on Twitter, you should follow her by example.
  10. Well, it finally happened. Today is the day. One of my power tools needs duct tape for it to work.
  11. Un-Gay Disclosure: the summer highlights in my hair are a result of natural sun-bleaching, not any fashionable artificial treatment.
  12. Dangnabbit… that fast food came too fast, now I don't have any excuse to keep talking to this cool old dude.
  13. @satiredun I often feel weird for not being as gay as I should be. For serious.
  14. In the future, gravestones will be identically inscribed. The default epitaph will be: "What you need, when you need it."
  15. Well, this table's not gonna build itself — although if it did that would be pretty awesome, because then I wouldn't have to build it.
  16. Did you know: the grizzly bear used as a model for California's state flag lived at Woodward's Gardens in San Francisco?
  17. Then I'd get a chance to go "You didn't actually read the edit log, did you? I wrote that article. 'Cept for the part about Uruguay."
  18. There's this recurring fantasy I have—being in high school again, being confronted by my teacher for plagiarizing an essay from Wikipedia.
  19. @JuicySanchez Why be mayor when you can be queen?
  20. One day I'm gonna have a kid just so I can drive 170 miles round trip to pick him and his girlfriend up in Nevada. It's just what you do.