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  1. That's it: I am finishing up this guidebook by the end of 2009 and self-publishing it for the New Year. Get your $$$ ready to buy, lovers!
  2. Brittany Murphy kicks the bucket, age 32. I'm just a year younger. Her acting was hackneyed, but it's a good inspiration to Just Do It. NOW.
  3. Yes, Grinches, it's true: Laura joined a website where you do Facebook-esque quizzes for charity. Check it out! http://bit.ly/7jQFib
  4. Come check out my answer to the Daily Question on SocialVibe, and earn a free donation for my cause. http://bit.ly/6W6aS2 #socialvibe
  5. One of the greatest pieces on Lady Gaga, EVAR: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-barbies-latest-career-movebecoming-lady-gaga/
  6. I love it when spammers spell the name of their product wrong. Nice marketing there, "Vigra"!
  7. Lady Gaga made an XXXmas song. It's better than a bum full of cum. So's our XXXmas card at Black Heart: http://bit.ly/7YH23w
  8. I have a craving. Maybe you can help? Read all about it in "My chocolate addiction" at Shoestring Austin: http://bit.ly/7x2VSW
  9. New Gifted Travel piece up now on the Blanton Museum of Art: http://bit.ly/6VGSXH
  10. Just read the Not For Tourists (NFT) newsletter, and my review of Café Myriade is featured in it! http://bit.ly/591wdy
  11. One writer's heartfelt plea: "Gotta job? Lemme at it!" New on my blog: http://bit.ly/8HYtsx
  12. Just sent in my submission for the Indie Writers' Deathmatch at Broken Pencil. http://www.brokenpencil.com/deathmatch/ #deathmatch
  13. I am now officially a Grammarpunk. @FakeAPStylebook just gave me the idea, plus it sounds way better than "Grammar Nazi."
  14. The last Vixen of the year... AND FOREVER! Sayonara, Hour: http://bit.ly/7Ejvhn
  15. Husbot says the Internet is the "other man" in our relationship. Off to spend some quality time with my one and only + Northern Exposure.
  16. Submission tracking: like most things in life, it's harder than it looks. Any suggestions for good software? I'm using http://bit.ly/6Gpj6G
  17. Werner Herzog doesn't know diddly-jack (about New Orleans): http://bit.ly/4CdI6T
  18. Caffeine is a hell of a drug, but without ephedrine, my workouts are shit. Damn all you meth-heads for ruining it for the rest of us!
  19. NY Post hires former hooker as sex columnist. No wonder I can't get a job in this field; no experience whoring: http://tinyurl.com/ye5o5o9
  20. @trainofbutter And that's why I can't get a job as a sex writer in the U.S. You've gotta be a high-class whore before you can give advice?!