orgyplanner
- Have male and female greeters on the door when people arrive. Give guests the Grand Tour and get them a drink. You'll need icebuckets!about 12 hours ago from web
- Japanese rice crackers or small boxes of handmade chocolates are perfect for finger food. Leave the fresh fruit for the cocktails.2:58 PM Jul 8th from web
- Play instrumental music, as lyrics are far too difficult to match everyone's tastes and mood. Gotan Project, Telepopmusik, you get the idea.12:58 PM Jul 8th from web
- Hot people will need to shower. Make sure you have fluffy matching towels and some seriously tasty bathroom products. Lush do great soap.9:42 AM Jul 8th from web
- On with the air con, fire up the fans and keep those windows closed! Orgy noises travel like nothing else and may attract gatecrashers.11:30 AM Jul 7th from web
- Frisky and exuberant guests can lead to broken champagne flutes. Always keep a loaf of bread nearby to "soak" up any shards on the floor.9:58 AM Jul 7th from web
- Never attempt to run an orgy by yourself. Always work with a partner, confidant or trusted friend you don't mind seeing naked too much.9:10 AM Jul 7th from web
- Remember that single guys are for gangbangs but not for your party. Only invite couples and single women. Trust me on this.8:47 AM Jul 7th from web
- Buy some long lasting tealights (eight hours or so). They take care of themselves and when they go out, it's the sign to go home.3:13 PM Jul 6th from web
- Never ever screen porn at any of your parties. It's distracting, badly made and encourages single men to wank folornly in the corner.2:14 PM Apr 1st from web
- Mates Natural condoms (that comfortably fit your more gifted male guests) are two-for-one at Sainsburys at the moment.9:19 AM Mar 30th from web
- Never, ever use champagne flutes from IKEA for your party. Whilst polishing one, it fractured and slit my knuckle, needing five stitches.8:13 AM Mar 30th from web
- The party at the weekend has given me a cheshire cat grin and the inspiration to see if beautiful libertines & swingers exist on Twitter too8:12 AM Mar 30th from web
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- Name Orgy Planner
- Location London, UK
- Web http://www.orgypl...
- Bio Sex parties. Discover how beautiful orgies can be made possible.
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