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You can't have enough cushions. Habitat & John Lewis are fine but IKEA do some lovely, washable ones with concealable naked-friendy zips.
1:54 PM Aug 2nd, 2009
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Provide a secluded smoking area for your guests. This stops the traffic of semi-naked people popping outside for a cheeky fag.
11:50 AM Aug 2nd, 2009
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Chill your champagne for several hours. Make it easier to open with less mess, it condenses the bubbles and improves the "quality"
11:07 AM Jul 28th, 2009
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you can't have enough cushions. Habitat & John Lewis are fine but IKEA do some lovely, washable ones with concealable naked friendy zips.
10:07 AM Jul 15th, 2009
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Unless you're lucky enough to have a ready guestlist of pretty friends you might want to look online. I'd recommend
12:39 PM Jul 12th, 2009
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Leave the fridge for champagne and wine, but stack several crates of water outside. Drinking alcohol and fucking is.thirsty work.
2:45 AM Jul 12th, 2009
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Have male and female greeters on the door when people arrive. Give guests the Grand Tour and get them a drink. You'll need icebuckets!
1:06 PM Jul 9th, 2009
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Japanese rice crackers or small boxes of handmade chocolates are perfect for finger food. Leave the fresh fruit for the cocktails.
2:58 PM Jul 8th, 2009
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Play instrumental music, as lyrics are far too difficult to match everyone's tastes and mood. Gotan Project, Telepopmusik, you get the idea.
12:58 PM Jul 8th, 2009
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Hot people will need to shower. Make sure you have fluffy matching towels and some seriously tasty bathroom products. Lush do great soap.
9:42 AM Jul 8th, 2009
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On with the air con, fire up the fans and keep those windows closed! Orgy noises travel like nothing else and may attract gatecrashers.
11:30 AM Jul 7th, 2009
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Frisky and exuberant guests can lead to broken champagne flutes. Always keep a loaf of bread nearby to "soak" up any shards on the floor.
9:58 AM Jul 7th, 2009
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Never attempt to run an orgy by yourself. Always work with a partner, confidant or trusted friend you don't mind seeing naked too much.
9:10 AM Jul 7th, 2009
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Remember that single guys are for gangbangs but not for your party. Only invite couples and single women. Trust me on this.
8:47 AM Jul 7th, 2009
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Buy some long lasting tealights (eight hours or so). They take care of themselves and when they go out, it's the sign to go home.
3:13 PM Jul 6th, 2009
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Never ever screen porn at any of your parties. It's distracting, badly made and encourages single men to wank folornly in the corner.
2:14 PM Apr 1st, 2009
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Mates Natural condoms (that comfortably fit your more gifted male guests) are two-for-one at Sainsburys at the moment.
9:19 AM Mar 30th, 2009
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Never, ever use champagne flutes from IKEA for your party. Whilst polishing one, it fractured and slit my knuckle, needing five stitches.
8:13 AM Mar 30th, 2009
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The party at the weekend has given me a cheshire cat grin and the inspiration to see if beautiful libertines & swingers exist on Twitter too
8:12 AM Mar 30th, 2009
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