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  1. @cribchronicles just glad she didn't follow it up w/ any of her "gagina" monologue. Dudes head would have exploded. *shakes own head at pun* 7:19 PM Dec 23rd from mobile web
  2. in store tonight my daughter yelled out, "Moms show me ur boobies." A man near us actually cheered. Good lord. 7:11 PM Dec 23rd from mobile web
  3. All my friends have self-esteem issue and it makes me feel good http://www.ordinaryartblog.com/?p=968 11:21 AM Dec 23rd from web
  4. My students are giving me gift of a new ass this holiday season, curtsey of all the chocolate they keep giving me as gifts. No complaints. 11:43 AM Dec 22nd from web
  5. A woman I simply adore has started a new blog, anonymously. Show her the love http://thepanacea.typepad.com 5:47 PM Dec 20th from web
  6. sickness has rendered my body a lethal biological weapon. Do not piss me off, I will breathe on you. 3:40 PM Dec 20th from web
  7. @MaggieDammit you have such good taste, my darlin. ;) 4:10 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to MaggieDammit
  8. I may be an eco-feminist 11 months out of the year but come December I'm all capitalistic skank. #screwDickens 3:39 PM Dec 18th from web
  9. Changed last line of my lastest blog post. A slight perversion of Lorca's line because eating oranges are a symbol of life, don't ya think? 3:11 PM Dec 18th from web
  10. No one eats an orange under a moon that is full http://www.ordinaryartblog.com/?p=964 11:37 AM Dec 18th from web
  11. @spudrph That would be the same milk I backwash in and then offer to pour into your unsuspecting cup of coffee. Just saying. 6:12 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to spudrph
  12. @Tara_R right back at ya, sista! 6:12 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to Tara_R
  13. Friday makes me want to hug all of you, even those of you who are smelly and fat. Yup. 6:10 AM Dec 18th from web
  14. @spudrph Would you still think me a heckuva person if you knew that I drink the milk right out of the container? Huh? Huh? 5:30 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to spudrph
  15. @acaciabrooke rock on! 5:29 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to acaciabrooke
  16. RT @twitular: we are open for submissions http://titular-journal.com/submit/ 12:34 PM Dec 17th from web
  17. My boy got kicked out of pre-school, and still pees his own bed, but when he drums grown women swoon. 12:29 PM Dec 17th from web
  18. @spudrph totally worth it for my boy! 12:28 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to spudrph
  19. @thordora @Magpiemusing We have friend in punk band. He lent J his sticks last summer. J was a natural. Whole band stood w/mouth agape. 12:27 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to thordora
  20. @tysdaddy basement will totally get refinished with proper acoustics for future jam sessions. :) 12:26 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to tysdaddy