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What's that? "The aligator is tripping," you say? Well why didn't ya say that in the first place? That changes *everything*.2:32 AM Dec 10thfrom mobile web
Had a dream about Nina Simone. She said, "I'm not crazy... just trying to define." I understand what she said. I understand it intensely.3:01 AM Dec 4thfrom mobile web
Having all these and frustating dreams that all involved really annoying retail transactions. Makes my brain all muddleded when I wake up.1:40 AM Dec 4thfrom mobile web
Just watched 7 Xmas episodes of 'South Park' Now all I wanna do is kick somebody "square in the nuts."12:27 AM Dec 2ndfrom mobile web
In honour of World AIDS Day Im going to walk around downtown whipping condoms at peoples heads & screaming "Use condoms, STUPID!!!"4:54 AM Dec 1stfrom mobile web
In a fast food restaurant they discussed mutual acquantinces recently fired from Staples 4 theft. It was a very up-beat conversation.4:31 AM Dec 1stfrom mobile web
