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orbgirl

  1. I'm thinking I need to TWITTER more.
  2. I have a hard time believing history.
  3. I love you, CAN I EAT YOU!?!
  4. can't. stop. watching LOST.
  5. ghetto nachos coming up!
  6. just spotted on the beach while looking through binoculars from the balcony - a very TANNED-ASS man naked putting on his red thong.
  7. is mentally preparing for a week with the inlaws. this is a rigorous exercise in which i prepare to bite my tongue alot.
  8. refrigerator??
  9. bring me bbq brisket STAT!
  10. get your motor runnin' HEEEEAAAD OUT ON THE HIIIIGHWAY!!!
  11. cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies, PRINGLES!
  12. how did my baby's 2 balls turn into 1 walnut!?
  13. "the wheels on the bus going round and round need to fall off already!"
  14. me - "my butt looks big" t - "it's not big, it's just got substance"
  15. me to Jax - "We're gonna give you hormones like a turkey. And then we're gonna eat you and take a nap!"
  16. watchin' Jax have a hard time trying to poop - poor guy.
  17. Poppin' it up! About to get my Entourage on.
  18. shark is attached to my boob