opus2008
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But I don't WANT to be the Mayor of the vet school
9:09 AM Dec 15th
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My fingers. They permanently smell like pumpkin.
8:04 AM Dec 14th
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@ Totally. But be sure your contract specifies an Early Termination Fee.
10:17 PM Dec 11th
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I want an achievement for taking one pump off each in one visit
9:41 AM Dec 11th
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Dear Krispy Kreme: I like you. Do you like me? [ ] YES [ ] NO
8:28 AM Dec 11th
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Walking out of the cafe, food in hand. A friend on the way in asks if I have any recommendations. Well, no, I haven't eaten yet.
9:55 AM Dec 10th
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@ You're right. She was wearing a navy blue sweater!
9:42 AM Dec 10th
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The Three Wise Men were Gaspar, Balthasar, and Steve. (Not sure about Gaspar.)
7:33 AM Dec 10th
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Strange lady put something in my shopping cart. I stood silently, dumbstruck. Said she thought I was her husband. I feel the need to shower.
6:40 PM Dec 9th
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Do the ox and lamb keep time for other things too, like Lady Gaga?
8:17 AM Dec 8th
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Obama in Allentown, PA (SNL)
7:55 PM Dec 6th
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Cat sleeping on my stomach, dog sleeping on my foot. Nice to meet you, I'm Heidi of the Swiss Alps.
1:55 PM Dec 5th
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I'm real--the rest of you are robots. ROBOTS.
12:59 AM Dec 4th
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@ pedo stash == Dr Phil
9:16 AM Dec 3rd
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Unexpected perk of your dog newly sleeping next to you in bed #19: flatulence direct to your face
11:49 PM Dec 2nd
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Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert: music was spectacular! Too bad the lights were so rinky-dink.
8:13 PM Dec 2nd
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One concert ends at 7pm. Another begins at 8pm. Same parking lot. What could possibly go wrong?
4:11 PM Dec 2nd
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Floor seating at RBC Center for Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I am seated directly--DIRECTLY--under the main scoreboard
1:06 PM Dec 2nd
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Sorted toys for Interact today. Table for girls was so pink it hurt a little.
11:25 AM Dec 1st
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@ zingers = Your Mom
10:28 AM Nov 24th
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