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  1. But I don't WANT to be the Mayor of the vet school
  2. My fingers. They permanently smell like pumpkin. #spaniel
  3. @philihp Totally. But be sure your contract specifies an Early Termination Fee.
  4. I want an achievement for taking one pump off each in one visit http://yfrog.com/1ylcxj #grody
  5. Dear Krispy Kreme: I like you. Do you like me? [ ] YES [ ] NO
  6. Walking out of the cafe, food in hand. A friend on the way in asks if I have any recommendations. Well, no, I haven't eaten yet.
  7. @davepdavis You're right. She was wearing a navy blue sweater!
  8. The Three Wise Men were Gaspar, Balthasar, and Steve. (Not sure about Gaspar.) #Melchior
  9. Strange lady put something in my shopping cart. I stood silently, dumbstruck. Said she thought I was her husband. I feel the need to shower.
  10. Do the ox and lamb keep time for other things too, like Lady Gaga?
  11. Obama in Allentown, PA (SNL) http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/obama-afghanistan-cold-open/1182362/
  12. Cat sleeping on my stomach, dog sleeping on my foot. Nice to meet you, I'm Heidi of the Swiss Alps.
  13. I'm real--the rest of you are robots. ROBOTS.
  14. @wordassociation pedo stash == Dr Phil
  15. Unexpected perk of your dog newly sleeping next to you in bed #19: flatulence direct to your face
  16. Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert: music was spectacular! Too bad the lights were so rinky-dink. http://twitpic.com/rx67h
  17. One concert ends at 7pm. Another begins at 8pm. Same parking lot. What could possibly go wrong? http://yfrog.com/4fggwpj
  18. Floor seating at RBC Center for Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I am seated directly--DIRECTLY--under the main scoreboard http://yfrog.com/1ysg7hj
  19. Sorted toys for Interact today. Table for girls was so pink it hurt a little.
  20. @wordassociation zingers = Your Mom