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- can't find anybody in this new office setup. Maybe we should print balloons with our faces on them and float them above the cubes. Festive!6:26 AM Jul 2nd from web
- was not aware that Crocs were appropriate business casual attire.10:30 AM Apr 1st from web
- diluting some sleeping pills in the water cooler made the perkiness gulf between the water drinkers and the coffee quaffers much much wider.12:50 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- "This bus has priority seating for the elderly and handicapped". I'd like to see them try and have one that doesn't... and ride it, instead.5:09 AM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- just noticed that in addition to the three signs posted outside the mens' room door there are also two more nearby. If three was overkill...1:04 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- had enough of listening to music with headphones. I plugged in speakers, and if everybody else doesn't like it, well, they can drone me out.11:45 AM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- heard them walking around a slightly important new hire. Prepared a nice looking work area, minimized non-work windows. They skipped my row.8:52 AM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- knows that if I can hear what's coming out of your headphones, over the noise of what's coming out of mine, you are in some serious trouble.4:56 AM Aug 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- sees that somebody cleaned out the fridge - leaving the condiments. Fine for the ketchup and mustard, but not so much for the whipped cream.12:58 PM Aug 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- back in the office. Everybody asks me, "Happy to be back?" I chuckle and reply, "No. I'd much rather be surrounded by tourists than idiots."6:32 AM Aug 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- been relaxing on the beach in an undisclosed location. Much much better than pushing paper and staring at spreadsheets. Dreading going back.1:05 PM Aug 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- knew one coworker recently had a baby, but didn't send us pictures so far. People are curious, so I tacked up a stock photo of an ugly baby.7:15 AM Aug 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- filed away a banana, but not where you'd expect. Instead filing it under 'B', at the front of the drawer, back further, under 'F' for fruit.1:27 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from web
- noticed the network's running slowly, and pages/applications aren't loading consistently. I should be able to milk this for at least 1 hour.5:14 AM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- woke up around noon, didn't panic after remembering plans to remain home sick today. Thinking about ordering some pizzas to my boss's house.5:58 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from web
- signed up to bring the most essential materials/ingredients for a party tomorrow. Also planning to be sick at home for the rest of the week.1:26 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- scheduling meetings in the high-traffic meeting rooms with the express intent of canceling them five minutes beforehand. Also, inviting all.8:47 AM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- watched a guy drop freshly-toasted bread into the garbage can accidentally this morning. He ate it anyway, and, apparently, survived so far.12:31 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- thinking the security guards not only can't hear me, but can't even lip read my morning greeting. Tomorrow I'll try "Forget you, my friend".4:18 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from web
- wondering if there's really any other expression joggers could have. One that doesn't look like extreme constipation or sweaty astonishment.12:30 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
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