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  1. I'm just one viral meme away from the big leagues. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. I really know how to please bush. #RovePickUpLines about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @wadesheeler I guess they'll stay virgins. ;) about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to wadesheeler
  4. It is perhaps one of the great ironies of the work year that the last few days so little gets accomplished. Not exactly finishing strong. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. The would-be bomber of the NWA flight burned off his penis. I am not at all unhappy about that. 3:02 PM Dec 28th from Twitterrific
  6. @rochtrev that's the worst kind of torture. Well, not really, but would drive me insane. 2:55 PM Dec 28th from Twitterrific in reply to rochtrev
  7. @richardroeper my bad. I was linked to a shorter list. 2:47 PM Dec 28th from Twitterrific in reply to richardroeper
  8. DOD: Gitmo prisoners #333 & #372 were released to Saudi Arabia on 9 Nov. 2007. Now linked to Xmas Day terror scare. (via @WestWingReport) 2:45 PM Dec 28th from Twitterrific
  9. @_dss: Roeper's shit list is funny. His hit list is too narrow. Only American films? Bah. Try Paste's list: http://bit.ly/4hGkra 9:16 AM Dec 28th from TweetDeck in reply to _dss
  10. Thanks to all the real estate people we spoke to seven years ago for all sending us Christmas calendars we will promptly recycle. 9:06 AM Dec 27th from TweetDeck
  11. The Na'vi version of Sigourney Weaver is haunting my dreams. In a really bad way. 9:04 AM Dec 27th from TweetDeck
  12. Must. . .detox. . .from . . .holiday. . .soon. . . 9:00 AM Dec 27th from TweetDeck
  13. I went many places this holiday, and yet I never left my neighborhood. Travel is grand but getting to know what's around you is powerful. 9:43 PM Dec 26th from TweetDeck
  14. I never lost faith. RT @giteshpandya: R Downey Jr. will have 4 $100M+ hits in 2yrse Iron Man, Tropic Thunder, Holmes, IM2. Great comeback. 9:41 PM Dec 26th from TweetDeck
  15. @AuldHouse Let us know how you like it. It's on my long list of things to see. 9:39 PM Dec 26th from TweetDeck in reply to AuldHouse
  16. All traditionally dressed male Xmas carolers look like Jack the Ripper suspects to me. 6:22 PM Dec 26th from Twitterrific
  17. Ugh holidays. Good thing I kept my fat jeans for just such occassions. 6:20 PM Dec 26th from Twitterrific
  18. Oh James Cameron, the kid in me likes the frosting side, but the adult in me needs more fiber. #avatar 3:42 PM Dec 26th from Twitterrific
  19. I have the sense of humor of a 13-yr-old and the life of a 41-yr-old, so I have about 28 years of growing up to do. But not today. Boogers 7:21 AM Dec 26th from Twitterrific
  20. Also nearly lost a remote control helicopter. 11:09 PM Dec 25th from Twitterrific
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