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  1. to iTunes (Mac): Every time I click your "max/min" button, wanting you to get zoom but you collapse to that !@% miniplayer, my hatred burns. 9:38 AM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
  2. to everyone who doesn't seem to know: the upside down W on your marquee is not an M and looks like shit. Buy more letters, for fucksake. 10:06 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from mobile web
  3. to people who try block me from downloading stuff you've put on your website: a) You'll fail and b) you make me want to disseminate it. 5:35 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
  4. to anyone w/out an answering machine/voicemail: Do you imagine I have nothing else to do but keep calling you back? It's 2008, for fucksake. 3:19 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
  5. to the vast majority of parents: we sympathize that you couldn't get/afford a babysitter, but we expect you to keep your kid's noise down. 12:55 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
  6. to Tina Fey: Jon Stewart makes you think & laugh. 30Rock may sometimes make people laugh. So, yeah, please shut up. re: http://xrl.us/bhz9n 6:44 PM Mar 20th, 2008 from web
  7. to Restaurants Offering Free Food Coupons via Email: You probably should avoid using easily Googleable codes that people can edit into email 4:44 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from web
  8. to the built-in dictionary in OS X: If I type a word & there's only 1 match, THAT'S THE WORD I WANT! SHOW ME THE DEFINITION w/o me clicking! 10:07 AM Mar 19th, 2008 from web
  9. to iTunes Store: I don't need a receipt for stuff that I bought for free. Really. 9:51 AM Mar 19th, 2008 from web
  10. to Whoever Decided that Syracuse, NY was a good place to put a satellite relay which gets screwed up whenever it snows: How Dumb Are You? 12:28 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from web
  11. To Whoever Came Up With Power Plugs That Include Power Supplies: You're fucking up my ability to use the other outlets on my UPS. Stop it. 12:26 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from web
  12. to iCal v3: I don't know why you two split up, but call Info Panel & see if she'll come back. Tell her she completes you, she'll love that. 2:52 PM Dec 5th, 2007 from web
  13. To My Hairstylist: If JFK had this much gel in this hair, he would have survived the gunshot. It hurts to touch my hair. Ease off next time. 12:36 PM Dec 5th, 2007 from web
  14. YON = You're On Notice 12:35 PM Dec 5th, 2007 from web
  • Name An Open Letter
  • Bio A place for me to centrally respond to all the things that piss me off.
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