openjesus
- There's a big dance in Heaven on Sunday for Independence Day. Sat is Sabbath, so we'll do the 5th this year.9:38 PM Jul 3rd from API
- I think I'll wander over to God's jungle for a swim.6:44 PM Jul 3rd from API
- There once was a man from Santa Barbera. Now he's damned.5:03 PM Jul 3rd from API
- God just created a whole planet covered in nothing but Northern Lights. Vacation time.2:01 AM Jul 3rd from API
- Peter wants George to know that he understands.12:25 AM Jul 3rd from API
- Iron Chef America isn't as good as the original. More blessed, sure, but not better.11:02 PM Jul 2nd from API
- Ooooh, Mary brought me a bunch of cookies!8:09 PM Jul 2nd from API
- I think I'm going to spend the rest of the day playing video games. Hold my prayers.5:43 PM Jul 2nd from API
- There are currently 12,484,761 people violating at least 3 Commandments.3:15 PM Jul 2nd from API
- Rick, I've told you twice now. If you keep touching it, God will take it away.10:01 AM Jul 2nd from API
- Headed over to play banjo with Joseph and Peter. Freakin fun stuff.8:59 AM Jul 2nd from API
- So no LAN in Starcraft 2, eh? Wonder how long a Blizzard lasts in Hell.5:36 AM Jul 2nd from API
- Ugh, will whoever is praying with Bad English in the background go away?4:18 AM Jul 2nd from API
- If weed were a sport, I would hold several gold medals.2:51 AM Jul 2nd from API
- No, Paul, you can't murder that abortion doctor. Sorry.1:49 AM Jul 2nd from API
- Your Books of Life are getting huge. Longer lifespans mean more sins.10:58 PM Jul 1st from API
- Dad got really mad at a guy in Florida. Pet snake and all.7:57 PM Jul 1st from API
- How does one keep their soul full?5:44 PM Jul 1st from web
- @ricksaunders I liked Jeff Buckley so much I needed him more at the earliest possible opportunity.2:52 PM Jul 1st from web
- I wish I knew someone with lawn darts. I miss those.10:15 AM Jul 1st from web
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- Name Jesus
- Location Iran
- Web http://www.openje...
- Bio I am the living Son of God, sent to spread wisdom to the masses.
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