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  1. There's an eerie parallel between Axl Rose and Jose Canseco, but I don't want to consider the Mark McGwire/Slash aspect.
  2. I love having a job that involves asking my editor if I'm allowed to say "Taint, "Throat yogurt" or "Governor of Pubesylvania."
  3. @jeskeets They were really good at 80/35 a week ago.
  4. Holy smokes. RT @JPosnanski: Well, here it is. Yuniesky thoughts. http://bit.ly/HLY37
  5. But isn't he awesome? RT @IAmJericho: @mikethemiz hmmm making wrestling jokes now? That's like Paulie shore making acting jokes to deniro...
  6. @TomFornelli The situation is clear. Either someone kills Soriano, or Soriano will end up killing Santo. It'll happen.
  7. @chrislittmann That's just horrible! Why would they... oh wait: RAPPING. Ohhhh. Much different.
  8. I'm scared to ask what just happened. RT @TomFornelli: Any well placed snipers on the rooftops that can take out Soriano?
  9. @KanuDawg They're also pushing for meal stipends, maternity leave, and other benefits aside from wages, as I understand. Still, yeah, agree.
  10. There's nothing I can say that would improve this: http://bit.ly/10K4NV
  11. SHIT YES. RT @FilmDrunk: IT'S HERE: Best 2-Second Performance in History, the .Gif. http://bit.ly/Ap6a8
  12. @joesportsfan TBL? Ouch. Did you lose a bet?
  13. @alana_g Oh, perfect.
  14. Is it illegal to tweet about bombs if you're on an airplane?
  15. No way, that's impossible. Walls?! RT @jerryricetwo: FOLLOW FRIDAY SPIDERMAN THAT MOFO STICKS TO WALLS WHAAAAAAAAAAT??? word up
  16. Two arms :( RT @Dennymayo: Follow Friday @oopspow his avatar makes me giggle and I hear he can lift a Mack Truck with one arm. #followfriday
  17. In retrospect, "Earthlink" was a pretty funny company name. It aged about as well as that one Sandra Bullock internet movie.
  18. Alreadyhaveaids.com should be a dating website for people who really don't have the option of being choosey.
  19. "If I can change, you can't change! You're communists! Fuck you! Suck my fat Rocky nuts!" #1stdraftmovielines
  20. "Tonight! We dine! On dinner!" #1stdraftmovielines