onwardhoe
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Is your kids' assurance of your love for them contingent upon your giving them Triaminic, or is it just a natural outcome?
about 18 hours ago
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@ @ @ I love y'all.
11:53 AM Nov 10th
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@ Stateside, yes. Mid-December. Where, exactly, is yet to be determined. I'll take you up on those cookies, though.
11:52 AM Nov 10th
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@ It's delicious.
11:43 AM Nov 10th
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@ As long as you haven't tweeted 2000 times about boys, I think you can keep going.
11:43 AM Nov 10th
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OH. MY. GOSH. YES. RT @ Pumpkin pie spice in oatmeal: top secret breakfast.
11:36 AM Nov 10th
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@ Me too!
10:05 AM Nov 10th
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@ Aww, I miss you too, boo.
8:16 AM Nov 10th
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@ Grazie!! It was BELLISSIMA!
8:13 AM Nov 10th
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Vado a ROMA!! Ciao!
3:26 AM Nov 6th
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@ I'll take you down, woman. DOWN.
6:25 AM Nov 4th
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Going home to pray that the gas man cometh.
6:24 AM Nov 4th
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@ Woman, you can save that candy corn for me, and I'll eat it when I get back. You know it'll keep.
5:37 AM Nov 4th
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It *might* be a good night for pizza. Again, just doing my part to conserve gas.
8:31 AM Nov 2nd
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@ I'm telling WillyMac you said that.
5:33 AM Nov 2nd
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We're on the brink of running out of gas at the house, which means no hot water or cooking. I'm doing my part to help by not bathing.
4:14 AM Nov 2nd
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The story...of Mt. Vesuvius -
3:45 AM Nov 2nd
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My trip to Pompei(i) - and why I'm spelling it like that from now on - at .
7:59 AM Oct 31st
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@ One of these days, you will join me on my fantasy football team. Oh yes. You will. You can be the dragon tight end.
7:19 AM Oct 31st
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@?
6:50 AM Oct 31st
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- Name onwardhoe
- Location Napoli, Italia
- Web http://www.onward...
- Bio I'm a writer/ESL teacher. I use twitter to quote you when you say funny/possibly embarrassing things.
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