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@lautore @sillywhitney Is one of us supposed to be the Ugly One?? Are we getting makeovers?!? I want presents! I WANT PRESENTS!!!!!!about 5 hours ago from mobile web
Just taught my students "so-and-so," "such-and-such" and "what's-his-face."about 6 hours ago from mobile web
Only 5 more night classes and 22 more day classes stand between me and vacation. And we're gonna watch a movie for at least 1 of those.about 17 hours ago from mobile web
I ate PB&J on a very stale hamburger bun and half a bag of microwave popcorn for dinner. Take THAT, poverty!!about 18 hours ago from web
@unclegordy Truth or dare?about 23 hours ago from web in reply to unclegordy
Non-Awkward Adolescent Games for Adults at Onward Hoe!: http://bit.ly/3GnEFabout 24 hours ago from web
In case you haven't been this week...www.onwardhoe.com4:27 PM Jul 7th from mobile web
@lautore That lady was you, Delilah.4:24 PM Jul 7th from mobile web
Dear Best Buy, I'd like to get my new camera now. How are we doing with that? Thanks, Beth11:33 AM Jul 7th from web
@JWill85 No. Neither. I've just read a few of his papers and listened to several sermons.11:06 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to JWill85
@sillywhitney @culotte Awwww y'all could have gone without me. JBeau and I went before I went to work.11:04 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to sillywhitney
@AndreaUpdyke Do you do jazz hands on the "yeah"? If not, you should. It'll take your performance to a whole new level.7:21 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
Good mornin. Good MOOOOORNIN! Ain't it great to stay up late? Good mornin, good mornin to you @lautore (and you @sillywhitney)!!4:35 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
@JWill85 Tim Keller is THE MAN.4:33 AM Jul 7th from mobile web
Ben & Jerry's is having a bogo on sundaes every Monday through August!!3:13 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
I keep having these dreams where the scene suddenly freezes into an anime still shot. There are lots of bubbles involved.1:25 PM Jul 6th from web
Thank goodness for the ceiling fan.5:19 AM Jul 6th from mobile web
@Princess_Hippie In honor of Ron's bout with the H1N1 virus - http://bit.ly/W43k21:37 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to Princess_Hippie
Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, another roller rink at night.11:09 AM Jul 5th from web
Truth: What is your favorite sandwich? Dare: I dare you to sanitize your hands with this hand sanitizer.8:59 PM Jul 4th from mobile web

Name onwardhoe
Location Raleigh, NC
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Bio I'm a writer/ESL teacher. I use twitter to quote you when you say funny/possibly embarrassing things.