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  1. @lautore @sillywhitney Is one of us supposed to be the Ugly One?? Are we getting makeovers?!? I want presents! I WANT PRESENTS!!!!!!
  2. Just taught my students "so-and-so," "such-and-such" and "what's-his-face."
  3. Only 5 more night classes and 22 more day classes stand between me and vacation. And we're gonna watch a movie for at least 1 of those.
  4. I ate PB&J on a very stale hamburger bun and half a bag of microwave popcorn for dinner. Take THAT, poverty!!
  5. @unclegordy Truth or dare?
  6. Non-Awkward Adolescent Games for Adults at Onward Hoe!: http://bit.ly/3GnEF
  7. In case you haven't been this week...www.onwardhoe.com
  8. @lautore That lady was you, Delilah.
  9. Dear Best Buy, I'd like to get my new camera now. How are we doing with that? Thanks, Beth
  10. @JWill85 No. Neither. I've just read a few of his papers and listened to several sermons.
  11. @sillywhitney @culotte Awwww y'all could have gone without me. JBeau and I went before I went to work.
  12. @AndreaUpdyke Do you do jazz hands on the "yeah"? If not, you should. It'll take your performance to a whole new level.
  13. Good mornin. Good MOOOOORNIN! Ain't it great to stay up late? Good mornin, good mornin to you @lautore (and you @sillywhitney)!!
  14. @JWill85 Tim Keller is THE MAN.
  15. Ben & Jerry's is having a bogo on sundaes every Monday through August!!
  16. I keep having these dreams where the scene suddenly freezes into an anime still shot. There are lots of bubbles involved.
  17. Thank goodness for the ceiling fan.
  18. @Princess_Hippie In honor of Ron's bout with the H1N1 virus - http://bit.ly/W43k2
  19. Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, another roller rink at night.
  20. Truth: What is your favorite sandwich? Dare: I dare you to sanitize your hands with this hand sanitizer.