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  1. Library, it's been a while, but I still love and adore your free, easy ways.
  2. While my guitar violently wails.
  3. Beatles Rockband is giving me the false illusion that I'm an expert vocalist and drummer. But spot on with my inability to strum a guitar.
  4. I suck at buying early xmas gifts for Gav. We're busting Beatles Rockband out of the packaging now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  5. The one constant in my life "Missing You" is on the radio this Friday afternoon. For reals.
  6. Who knew kids would go bonkers over a flashlight. I swear they're cats. Wonder how they'll feel about yarn and catnip.
  7. I feel like a ninja when I kill a mosquito.
  8. @kellygo Are you psychic? ;-) Actually, they're immortalized in a photo. But I bet my mommy still has them buried in a closet 100 mi north.
  9. Sorting boxes in a closet, I just hit the mother load of blog fodder. Oh, red sequined headband and matching leg warmers, I rue thee.
  10. @nylonthread I wear pants when driving for fear of taller SUVs seeing down into my vehicle driven by a pantsless loon. If I had a tall SUV?
  11. That should be LIFE, please remove the giant donkey balls from your mouth. "ife, feel free to suck all u want.
  12. "ife, please remove the giant donkey balls from your mouth now. Please.
  13. Rear-ended on a rainy afternoon, 3 kids in the car, 30 min for cops to arrive. And, I wasn't wearing a bra.
  14. On my hands and knees scrubbing the floors like effin Cinderella. And, there is no Prince Charming at the end of my story. bluh.
  15. @ticktots It's a nauseating movie to see if you're not doped up on Dramamine.
  16. Free of the wee ones, Gav and I enjoyed some Dramamine and District 9.
  17. Paved paradise and put up a parking lot. And, u wonder why I never get any writing done? Noise, traffic, pollution. http://flic.kr/p/6XsF1z
  18. I didn't realize today was World Suicide Prevention Day when I posted about my friend late last night. http://bit.ly/hzFqJ #wspd
  19. @kellygo Surely they would allow the brave kids the opportunity to meet and watch in a tech room, right? Surely.
  20. @kellygo Looking like NOT. Waiting for email reply from his hist teacher hoping Gav just missed an announcement or something. Oh Alabama.