onthecurb
- Hello, Twitter, my old friend. I've come to tweet with you again.about 11 hours ago from web
- Imported a Regina Spektor cd directly followed by Sara Bareilles, thus increasing my vag!na power by a million billion.4:31 PM Jul 6th from web
- Have now put the potty-training task of my 3.5 yr old in the hands of Elmo. Does Elmo even have pee and poop exits?5:38 PM Jul 1st from mobile web
- All you 15,000 other people in midnight Nashville traffic, can I squeeze on thru to my tit-thirsty kids awaiting me 3 hrs away?10:16 PM Jun 6th from mobile web
- Coldplay's pre-pre-act, Howling Bells, is threatening dislodgement of my internal organs.5:33 PM Jun 6th from mobile web
- On the Nashville streets w/ very engorged breasts offering my services to any thirsty babies in the area.3:27 PM Jun 6th from mobile web
- Trying to convince myself that a multivitamin is a satisfying midnight snack.9:15 PM Jun 5th from web
- @nylonthread No, I haven't been watching. Get this, I picked up "Wizard's First Rule" after umm seeing kids on Runescape talk about it. heh.10:06 AM Jun 5th from web in reply to nylonthread
- @nylonthread No way! I've read a few pgs into the same Goodkind book & just CANNOT get into it. Please tell me it picks up. (more than dust)9:56 AM Jun 5th from web in reply to nylonthread
- Crash course in Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" for their Nashville show tomorrow. Anyway I could get them to focus on "Parachutes" instead?9:53 AM Jun 5th from web
- Renewed my driver license and am coming to terms w/ being a giant tomato head w/ piercing blue eyes for the next 4 yrs.6:53 AM Jun 5th from mobile web
- I'd say pasta is done when it has disintegrated in the boiling water. Anyone for a warm pasta smoothie?11:08 AM Jun 1st from web
- We'll all be sleeping with the sweet powdery white stuff on our being and pray the ants don't tote us away in our sleep. (argh!)8:27 PM May 27th from web
- Looks like a major coke party went down in my pantry as the girls quietly partied like rock starz with a bag of confectioner's sugar.8:23 PM May 27th from web
- Gav made Jazz Band!!!! This is one of those very rare moments of excitement for me. I'm using exclamation points for crying out loud!9:38 AM May 26th from web
- Oh and @handbasketrider, if you're still charting my personal hygiene habits, I'm washing my hair. Following thru w/ combing? Debatable.1:45 PM May 22nd from mobile web
- And, obviously the water is way too farkin' hot to sustain any rational thought.1:37 PM May 22nd from mobile web
- Frank Sinatra in the bath, ahhh. (not actual frank, of course. although i would not be opposed if he weren't in corpse form)1:36 PM May 22nd from mobile web
- Gab just informed me that she loves Prince. Yep, she's a keeper.1:29 PM May 21st from mobile web
- Ahh, the sweet aroma of flea dip on a warm Spring breeze. Whoever has fleas in the neighborhood, I smell U.12:49 PM May 20th from mobile web
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- Name onthecurb
- Location middle Alabama
- Web http://onthecurb....
- Bio Went from studying neuro to being neuro-tic
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