onthecurb
- Kids have decided to marathon nap in the car. I could really go for a Stadium Pal right about now.10:54 AM Nov 6th from mobile web
- Ugh, I just stepped on a chipmunk head. A cat left the head, tail, and liver. B/c liver is bitter? Bluck, bluck, bluck!8:43 AM Nov 5th from web
- Thankful my child was wearing brown pants. What I can't see can't hurt me.6:19 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Why when I say 'Don't run' does everyone take off running like wild banshees? If I stay quiet, they would just jog-hop at a leisurely pace.8:22 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Daylight savings time is a complete waste with a house full of a kids.5:46 AM Nov 1st from web
- Two kids refusing to go to sleep...the wrath of the Halloween sugar high.7:30 PM Oct 31st from web
- I love how the kids honestly believe my kisses heal their wounds. Man, I'll miss when they grow out of this phase.8:02 AM Oct 30th from web
- Are pumpkin carving skills something u lose w/ age like vision and perky breasts? I'm feeling a Freddy Krueger jack-o-lantern in our midst.9:59 AM Oct 26th from web
- That surge you see in toilet paper stock? You can thank my 3-year-old.9:24 AM Oct 22nd from web
- Know what happens when you have a hay field in your backyard? Your lawnmower gives you the big F-U 3/4s way through the job.1:22 PM Oct 19th from web
- Not mowing your backyard from June - October turns it into a hay field. All horses welcome.11:16 AM Oct 19th from web
- Ooh, a good finger-wagging, @. I've only had the adult f-w from a parked cop as I slowed my slightly speeding car.6:20 PM Oct 13th from web
- Reading the "herbal content" of my "water" I thought it contained areola extract. Not too hip on drinking tits. (instead, it's acerola)7:21 AM Oct 12th from web
- I love, love, love that President Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. This makes me very happy. :-)4:11 AM Oct 9th from web
- What is it with Alabama drivers and rearends? I allllmost got rearended again less than a month after the last wham-bam. Sheesh.1:30 PM Oct 8th from mobile web
- I hate those conversations where I spend the rest of the day repeating bits of it aloud to myself, followed by "Are you kidding me???"9:20 AM Oct 5th from web
- Thanks @ for your blog comment. Yeh, gloomy line of work whipping up eulogies for friends. How 'bout a nice Ron is Alive tribute?:)9:25 AM Oct 4th from web
- Just tossed a spider out the back door instead of killing it. Now I'm rescuing spiders? wtf? I knew that frontal lobotomy was a bad idea.10:54 AM Oct 1st from web
- Aretha Franklin tickets in my hand. Very good start to the day. Now, ohhhh, 7ish months to wait. Let your mind go, let yourself be free.8:39 AM Sep 29th from web
- I don't normally plan ahead for anything, but Aretha Franklin with the Alabama Symphony Orchestra in May '10...I am there.5:58 PM Sep 28th from web
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- Name onthecurb
- Location middle Alabama
- Web http://onthecurb....
- Bio Went from studying neuro to being neuro-tic
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