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  1. @shutupimtalking - you don't leave the negative zone. I thought that was just you being you. about 4 hours ago from txt
  2. "I'm looking for 'Dallas' but all I'm getting is 'Coronation Street'." about 17 hours ago from txt
  3. I get better and better at this new job everyday. I think it might be killing me inside a little bit everyday, though. about 17 hours ago from txt
  4. @modcloth - Any luck with the mystery critter? My first guess was a capybara. about 18 hours ago from txt
  5. Welcome back to reality, Christine. It sucks here. 4:46 AM Dec 15th from txt
  6. Sometimes one has to do things they normally wouldn't. Sometimes one has to do something they know is going to hurt. 4:44 AM Dec 15th from txt
  7. Onslow loves me; with his crossed, blue-grey eyes. 2:57 AM Dec 15th from txt
  8. I'm predicting that this Christmas will be one of my top three worst of all time. It could possibly make it into the top two. We shall ... 8:43 PM Dec 14th from txt
  9. Cue "Time To Pretend" 11:10 AM Dec 14th from txt
  10. I am so good at this job. 10:38 AM Dec 14th from txt
  11. @shutupimtalking - Oh, I've been doing this for years. I won't let you down sir. 9:47 PM Dec 13th from txt
  12. @shutupimtalking - What are my responsibilities? Benefits/salary? 9:33 PM Dec 13th from txt
  13. Secured a new job, in hate; it's perfect for me. 8:34 PM Dec 13th from txt
  14. @shutupimtalking - when do I start? 7:25 PM Dec 13th from txt
  15. @shutupimtalking - Are you hiring? 7:18 PM Dec 13th from txt
  16. Captain, I do believe we've reached the end of the world. 9:22 PM Dec 11th from txt
  17. Fuck, I hate this. 10:42 PM Dec 10th from txt
  18. You'll end up with a purple thigh after falling and wind-burned nipples after walking only from house to car. 7:59 PM Dec 10th from txt
  19. I've learned two things today. First, don't climb a tower of boxes, no matter how steady it looks. Last, it's far too cold to go outside ... 7:55 PM Dec 10th from txt
  20. @shutupimtalking - I thought I already did. 3:14 PM Dec 10th from txt