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  1. Canada: Your weather manipulation machines cannot hope to bring enough of your bitter winds to freeze the burning heart of American workers.9:40 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from im
  2. Net Gremlins: You thought your shenanigans would keep me off the net--THINK AGAIN, evil monsters from 9 Hells!9:14 AM Jan 29th, 2008 from im
  3. Ninjas: The pirates may be loud, but their skill with the pistol and their odor will soon lead the pirate brethren to victory!4:11 PM Jan 23rd, 2008 from im
  4. Celebrity News Hysteria: How long can the nation survive this onslaught of non-news?5:03 PM Jan 22nd, 2008 from im
  5. Cable Home Shopping Channels: Ala carte channel selection will eventually be the death of you.7:41 PM Jan 21st, 2008 from im
  6. New England Patriots: Your perfection will be no more when you face off again against the New York football Giants.7:28 PM Jan 20th, 2008 from im
  7. The Internet Archive: You hippies and your information gluttony will one day bite you in the bum when the machines rise up against humanity.6:19 PM Jan 19th, 2008 from im
  8. Old Man Winter: One of these days, Global Warming is gunna smack you into nonexistence, beeyatch.4:18 PM Jan 18th, 2008 from im
  9. Seth MacFarlane: Wow, a Family Guy Star Wars spoof--how funny. We can't wait to see what film the manatees tell you to rip off next year.2:23 PM Jan 16th, 2008 from im
  10. Steve Jobs: Where's our iPhone 2.0, with 128gb storage, 10 gigapixel video camera, back massager, and a 3d interface out of Minority Report?7:07 PM Jan 15th, 2008 from im
  11. US Presidential Candidates: America will soon find its one true candidate--Bucket of Sand (en hecho México, but filled with real US sand).6:36 PM Jan 14th, 2008 from im
  12. Drivers on Closed Courses: Real men & women drive on the open road, full of other cars, potholes, cops, raccoons, ice cream trucks, & BEARS!4:21 PM Jan 13th, 2008 from im
  13. Artificial Grass Surfaces--if The Maker had intended for the ground to be made of tires & sand over a bed of cement, it would already be so.7:52 PM Jan 12th, 2008 from im
  14. ON NOTICE: Detroit, for stalling those futuristic Jetsons-styled flying cars. The future is now, Detroit, so where's the car to go with it?12:49 PM Jan 11th, 2008 from im
  15. ON NOTICE: The sun, for being the cause of this liberal hysteria about human-induced global warming.1:36 PM Jan 10th, 2008 from web