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  1. http://yfrog.com/3lb1yjj this room has no heat. 6:28 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  2. Christ. 1 degree now. Farenheit. 6:11 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  3. One-and-a-half hour flight delay... So far. 5:16 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  4. This lady next to me on the bus won't stop talking and she sounds like a pregnant cat giving birth. 4:22 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  5. All of the sudden the 14 degrees of Salt Lake City sounds warm. 4:19 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  6. @insigpoppycock What!? Who do I need to put a hit out on!? 4:16 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific in reply to insigpoppycock
  7. 3 fucking degrees! And I'm standing outside. Brilliant. 4:15 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  8. Colder than a witch's tit, thank you very much. 5:36 PM Dec 7th from Twitterrific
  9. Longest taxi ever. 5:29 PM Dec 7th from Twitterrific
  10. God bless Texas! 9:30 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
  11. @codenameflaming hehe do you miss me yet!? 7:58 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific in reply to codenameflaming
  12. @codenameflaming obtuse or acute? 7:54 AM Dec 4th from Twitterrific in reply to codenameflaming
  13. Good Morning, Good Morning! 6:47 AM Dec 3rd from Twitterrific
  14. @insigpoppycock maybe they see OFFICE but read ORIFICE and think "that's where the poop comes from!" 12:30 PM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to insigpoppycock
  15. @TenuousMoth Oh yeah baby! Come visit us in Utah you'll feel right at home hehe :P 12:29 PM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to TenuousMoth
  16. Another day down... Ready for dinner and then BED! 4:04 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  17. 1,000 hashtags = $1,000 donated to the AIDS Service Center in NYC: http://bit.ly/8ouEY7 #Eden1K4AIDS (RT Please!!!) (via @EdenFantasys) 4:02 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  18. This girl has the hairiest armpits I've ever seen. It's like she's squeezing a kitten under her arm. 8:52 AM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  19. I'm freezing my ass off in Texas... WTF? 6:12 AM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  20. I'm so glad they have a Granato deli in the airport... I was about to croak! 9:39 AM Nov 29th from Twitterrific