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  1. It's a bit alarming to see my 11-month-old son just amble on by out of the corner of my eye. Who does he think he is, a human or something?
  2. @whoorl Oh yay! Congrats!
  3. Co-worker who was mugged at gunpoint in Capitol Hill a few weeks ago ID'd the d-bag who was brought in for mugging someone else. JUSTICE!
  4. @sizzlesays Have fun seeing The Swell Season tonight! Am kicking myself that I didn't get tickets to see them this year. :(
  5. @gaunilo We're doing a bacon-wrapped turkey, too! First, it will be brined, of course, and then the bacon will self-baste as it roasts. YUM.
  6. @AngieCruise We've yet to find anything that Rowan doesn't like. It's a little scary how un-picky he is -- but mostly, it's awesome.
  7. To Rowan, upon giving him his first taste of bacon: "Prepare to have your mind blown." (He liked it. OF COURSE he did.)
  8. Have whittled my work inbox down from 3,000+ to just 137. Huzzah!
  9. @whoorl What a fabulous gift idea! All my co-workers are getting re-usable coffee sleeves. NICE.
  10. @kerrianne On a related note: Do you find lyrics sites as annoying as I do? No, I do not want to download the ringtone for Poker Face!
  11. @kerrianne @shelikespurple And it should have a lyrics database, too, where you can search for particular words, phrases, topics.
  12. @shelikespurple I can't believe that doesn't already exist! It should also let you download the songs. Sounds like a million-dollar idea!
  13. New job duties have me selling book rights, and the subject matter of my first deal has to do with farts (with audio!). Mama would be proud.
  14. @agirlandaboy Interesting. Maybe every airport is different? We've flown out of SEA to SFO and LAX, and no ID req'd.
  15. @jonniker Do you need ID for Sam? We didn't for Rowan the two times we flew with him earlier this year.
  16. @jonniker We didn't try juice, but that's probably a no-no, methinks.
  17. @jonniker Yes, absolutely you can. Puffs, Cheerios, anything that'll pacify a baby as obsessed with snacks as much as mine.
  18. @jonniker I have to say, I'm really bothered by the Jeopardy set's recent makeover and new sound effects. I miss the old bloops and bleeps.
  19. "I can't wait to be home tonight." "Because you love me?" "Uh, sure." "What's the real reason?" "I can't wait to change into sweatpants."
  20. @AngellaD Your intimate encounter, or someone else's? Regardless, I AGREE.