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  1. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb! 6:00 AM Nov 30th, 2009 from HootSuite
  2. Why does a squirrle swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry 6:00 AM Nov 29th, 2009 from HootSuite
  3. A cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. 6:00 AM Nov 28th, 2009 from HootSuite
  4. Q. Why do blondes get tilt steering? A. It give them more head room. 6:00 AM Nov 27th, 2009 from HootSuite
  5. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? 6:00 AM Nov 26th, 2009 from HootSuite
  6. Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A. Artificial intelligence. 6:00 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from HootSuite
  7. Did you hear about the giant who threw up? It's all over town. 6:00 AM Nov 24th, 2009 from HootSuite
  8. The wife says: We need The wife means: I want 6:00 AM Nov 23rd, 2009 from HootSuite
  9. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. 6:00 AM Nov 22nd, 2009 from HootSuite
  10. The wife says: I don't want to talk about it. The wife means: I'm still building up steam. 6:00 AM Nov 21st, 2009 from HootSuite
  11. As I said before, I never repeat myself. 6:00 AM Nov 20th, 2009 from HootSuite
  12. Q. What do blondes say after sex? A. Who are you guys? 6:00 AM Nov 19th, 2009 from HootSuite
  13. I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... 6:00 AM Nov 19th, 2009 from HootSuite
  14. Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? A. FULL 7:00 AM Nov 18th, 2009 from HootSuite
  15. Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun? A. Sit around and get bombed 6:00 AM Nov 17th, 2009 from HootSuite
  16. When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together When you are married ....You wonder who will die first 6:00 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from HootSuite
  17. The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious 5:00 AM Nov 15th, 2009 from HootSuite
  18. Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering? A: Shoot her again. 7:00 AM Nov 14th, 2009 from HootSuite
  19. The optimist says the glass is half full The pessimist says its half empty The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be 6:00 AM Nov 13th, 2009 from HootSuite
  20. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have always been like that. 5:00 AM Nov 12th, 2009 from HootSuite