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  1. I just voted for #iPhone app Now Playing for Best Feel Like A Local App at http://bestappever.com/v/locl/284939567/vote
  2. I'm done!!!!! I'm done!!!!!! I'm no longer an apprentice!!!!!!
  3. Kroger now keeps condoms under lock and key. Way to help increase teen pregnancy by upping the embarassment factor.
  4. I'm sure she's just doing her job, but bless that waitresses heart for carding me.
  5. Jealous people suck. Oh and if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
  6. My son is so funny. Last night I asked what he had up on his bunk bed that was glowing. He didn't miss a beat and said, "a fairy"
  7. Cleaning cleaning cleaning
  8. On my way to another labor
  9. Go see the new movie Fireproof!
  10. Two babies born last night. First back to back births for me. One was faerylady's one was mine.
  11. Another baby born last night. Butter birth. I needed that so bad!
  12. oh, and getting bifocals next week. I am getting old.
  13. have a vomiting toddler. ugh.
  14. I think I need bifocals. Oh, and that couple hired me. They're really cool
  15. I had a consult with an awesome couple tonight. I hope they like me as much as I like them.
  16. @deanjrobinson share how you got that deal?
  17. I am obsessed with perfecting the album art for the music on my iphone.
  18. 4 more to go. Arms are sore this morning. Why won't Posie sleep when I come home from births?
  19. Baby boy! All is well
  20. @mericlese they get everywhere! Make sure to close the drains. They will live on drain funk