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  1. Not to be upstaged by the Tiger Woods headlines, Kate Hudson is planning to beat ARod with a baseball bat.
  2. @carmenincalgary I'm blocking the doors now. :-)
  3. Funemployment, my tuchas. I'm bored. Going to knock on neighbor's doors & ask if they can come out to play.
  4. In a Moe's Tex-Mex restaurant where there are roughly 150 men and 5 women. If I were single, I'd love them odds. :-)
  5. Last year for Xmas, WB (7) still wanted little boy stuff. This year, it's iTunes, The Beatles, baseball cards. When did we hit warp speed?
  6. Just met a woman with huge pendulous breasts. Guessing her bra size is 38 long.
  7. @partymomma Fantastic! Thank you so much!
  8. Blackadder's Christmas Carol on BBC. Awesome!
  9. @partymomma Wow! Really? I'll go tomorrow!
  10. @smashadv Wonderful! I think The Beatles provide a wonderful musical foundation for children.
  11. WB (7) worships The Beatles. He knows lyrics & most harmonies. He wants all things Beatles for Xmas. We are delighted. .
  12. http://twitpic.com/rhgyy - Hubs is painting our front door red. I'm paying him in meatloaf.
  13. Lewis Black's History of the Joke on the History Channel. Good stuff.
  14. http://twitpic.com/rh4e5 - Henri Le Cochon is ready for Xmas! (He has a outfit for all occasions!)
  15. Rule of thumb for Xmas decorating. Know when to say "enough"- then add 11 more strands of lights, 17 balls & something that spins.
  16. Oh goodie. Discovered hubs put the outdoor Christmas lights away Clark Griswald style last year.
  17. @kajjajja Is it your birthday? If it is, what an absolute gorgeous day for it! Have a great day!
  18. It's the 29th of November and sunny with an expected high of 70. Oh Carolina, I adore you.
  19. Speaking of perfection... At Last, Etta James. ♫ http://blip.fm/~h0lnm
  20. What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? Bette Midler Love the perfect circular construction of this song. Gorgeous! ♫ http://blip.fm/~h0lhg