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  1. Just remember: I"ll always be younger than you, @Swanny23! Thanks for the birthday wishes anyway, butthead!
  2. Got a fancy new phone for my birthday. I've figured out all the gadgets except one thing: can't figure out how to answer an incoming call.
  3. Something told me my $30 pedicure from last Saturday would not hold out until the wedding this weekend. Damn!
  4. I'm at total peace when all laundry is washed, dried, folded, put away, and ironed. Unfortunately this peace lasts all of about 90 mins.
  5. Preparing to carve pumpkins solo with 3 & 5 year old. Again I ask: coolest mom ever or just plain crazy? (I like to think a little of both)
  6. Haven't worked out in a week and my body is rebelling. Back on the wagon tomorrow (just in time for the influx of Halloween candy - sweet)!
  7. Also, I've now officially become my mother with my irrational fears of being attacked by a mouse. It is a dark day.
  8. Scratchy like animal sounds in the kitchen. Must remain calm. Watching the clock waiting for The General to get home to investigate further.
  9. You're only forty-five minutes from me @mooshinindy! I recommend Fox Valley Mall for some retail therapy to cure all lonliness woes.
  10. I know I'm going to jinx it by admitting this, but I can not believe how well the girls are playing together today. Warms my heart.
  11. A four day weekend and still my to-do list was only half completed. Not the way I want to start a new week.
  12. It is far too cold to work out or clean the house. That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it!
  13. However such is not the case. Snacking on mini-Snickers & PB cups all day might have something to do with the fantasy-reality split.
  14. If brainpower and wishful thinking alone was enough I would be a size 4 with 6-pack abs and cut arms. I'd also be 4" taller...(cont)
  15. Took last night off to tend to laundry, no chance for workouts for the next two days. Looks like it's a date night with Gilad tonight. Ugh.
  16. I used to enjoy running. Now it just reminds me how pitifully out of shape and old I am. Oh how I miss you, 17-year-old me.
  17. Evening workout or early to bed? I ask like I'm actually considering one over the other.
  18. Biggest Loser would be so much more enjoyable w/o Allison Sweeney as host. Also, if I were eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's while watching.
  19. Dear God! Rodney Yee and his Abs Yoga just tried to KILL ME!
  20. So maybe it was a bad idea starting Operation Less Jiggly before Labor Day weekend. I'm not anticipating tomorrow's weigh-in being pretty.